Club football fans in Nigeria have certain peculiarities that are very obvious. After many years of study and trips to various viewing centers across the country, i have decided to help you identify a chelsea fan by drawing up their anatomy.
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#1. Most likely name
The most likely name for a typical Chelsea fan in Naija is either Rashidi or Suraju (for male) and then Shalewa or Basira (for female)
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#2. Most likely occupation
Don’t look too far as this is pretty easy. In case you are in search of a Chelsea fan in Nigeria, just visit the nearest motor park. They are mostly agberos, conductors and motor park chairmen.
Little wonder why their club have an obsession with bus-parking.
**Key thing to note**
To avoid running into problems with a Chelsea fan in Naija you must understand that to them, it is ‘SHELLSEA’ and not Chelsea. Attempting to correct them or try to show that you know better will only leave you looking like Petr Cech for the rest of your life. Your head will be broken and you will have to go around with an ‘helmet’.
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#3. Hobbies
Smoking marijuana, arguing, making noise and then drinking their very own Chelsea dry gin. In whatever they do, they always want to rep their club. Such loyal and distinguished set of people.
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#4. Behavior
Fans of Chelsea love their club so much, they get really intolerant and aggressive when anything involving it is the subject matter. Play with them small and a knife can be forgotten in your belly or a bottle can be used to test the strength of your skull.
Then again, they can be really loyal. Its not so rare to see Chelsea fans naming their daughters Drogba, Terry or even Kakuta. Yeah, daughters
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#5. Most cherished feat
Chelsea football club have won the Premier League and pretty much other titles in England. What’s more? They’ve conquered Europe by winning the coveted UEFA Champions League. Interestingly, all of these means little to the fans.
Guess what they cherish the most? The fact that Lionel Messi has never scored against the club.
So, you could be having a conversation with a friend on how great Barcelona is and a Chelsea fan will chip in – “oh BARKA? it is you people they beat na, they are our wives” ....Remind that fan the year Barcelona knocked them out of the Champions League and his reply would be – “But did Messi score?”
It is something they hold very close to their heart and you really can’t fault them. Five time Balon D’or winner not scoring against a club is a big deal, right?
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#6. Favorite saying
Pretty much those things you hear at garages in Lagos – “iyalaya anybody” ,”park the bus”, “Speshial one”, “The sky is blue” and so on.
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#7. Common beliefs
Didier Drogba is a Nigerian. His real name is Dehinde Aderogba and he only decided not to represent the country because they possibly can’t win laurels.
Jose Mourinho is the greatest manager in the history of the game. Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola and other managers are beefing him because of his tremendous success.
The English FA doesn’t like Chelsea. They don’t want them to win the League and have instructed officials to always rule against them in every game.
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#8. Feel Free to Add yours

Cc: lalasticlala

These are the reasons i left or stop being a Chelsea fan in 2006.

Up barca!

It seems you're a Chelsea fan, since you know so much about them

Ok

theEYe21:
It seems you're a Chelsea fan, since you know so much about them

I don't nid to be a fan bfor knowing all this..... those facts r glaring

valdes00:
Club football fans in Nigeria have certain peculiarities that are very obvious. After many years of study and trips to various viewing centers across the country, i have decided to help you identify a chelsea fan by drawing up their anatomy.
*****
#1. Most likely name
The most likely name for a typical Chelsea fan in Naija is either Rashidi or Suraju (for male) and then Shalewa or Basira (for female)
*****
#2. Most likely occupation
Don’t look too far as this is pretty easy. In case you are in search of a Chelsea fan in Nigeria, just visit the nearest motor park. They are mostly agberos, conductors and motor park chairmen.
Little wonder why their club have an obsession with bus-parking.
**Key thing to note**
To avoid running into problems with a Chelsea fan in Naija you must understand that to them, it is ‘SHELLSEA’ and not Chelsea. Attempting to correct them or try to show that you know better will only leave you looking like Petr Cech for the rest of your life. Your head will be broken and you will have to go around with an ‘helmet’.
****
#3. Hobbies
Smoking marijuana, arguing, making noise and then drinking their very own Chelsea dry gin. In whatever they do, they always want to rep their club. Such loyal and distinguished set of people.
****
#4. Behavior
Fans of Chelsea love their club so much, they get really intolerant and aggressive when anything involving it is the subject matter. Play with them small and a knife can be forgotten in your belly or a bottle can be used to test the strength of your skull.
Then again, they can be really loyal. Its not so rare to see Chelsea fans naming their daughters Drogba, Terry or even Kakuta. Yeah, daughters
****
#5. Most cherished feat
Chelsea football club have won the Premier League and pretty much other titles in England. What’s more? They’ve conquered Europe by winning the coveted UEFA Champions League. Interestingly, all of these means little to the fans.
Guess what they cherish the most? The fact that Lionel Messi has never scored against the club.
So, you could be having a conversation with a friend on how great Barcelona is and a Chelsea fan will chip in – “oh BARKA? it is you people they beat na, they are our wives” ....Remind that fan the year Barcelona knocked them out of the Champions League and his reply would be – “But did Messi score?”
It is something they hold very close to their heart and you really can’t fault them. Five time Balon D’or winner not scoring against a club is a big deal, right?
****
#6. Favorite saying
Pretty much those things you hear at garages in Lagos – “iyalaya anybody” ,”park the bus”, “Speshial one”, “The sky is blue” and so on.
****
#7. Common beliefs
Didier Drogba is a Nigerian. His real name is Dehinde Aderogba and he only decided not to represent the country because they possibly can’t win laurels.
Jose Mourinho is the greatest manager in the history of the game. Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola and other managers are beefing him because of his tremendous success.
The English FA doesn’t like Chelsea. They don’t want them to win the League and have instructed officials to always rule against them in every game.
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#8. Feel Free to Add yours

Cc: lalasticlala

Clap for yourself....you just wasted some precious minutes of your life typing this rubbish....Well-done


At the end of the day......"WHO E EPP"

From your post I can see that
1. U are one of the agboro bois that u know so much about them
2. U are seeking for attention
3. Your loud mouth shows are a Chelsea fan according to your findings
4. That Chelsea FC is doing wonderfully well that they were able to stir up such heavy critics from u

Remember that must relevant issue is always being discussed or criticized.

Smiler11:
From your post I can see that
1. U are one of the agboro bois that u know so much about them
2. U are seeking for attention
3. Your loud mouth shows are a Chelsea fan according to your findings
4. That Chelsea FC is doing wonderfully well that they were able to stir up such heavy critics from u

Remember that must relevant issue is always being discussed or criticized.

Awwwww... sorry sis.... Did d fuel price increment get to u.....

Joshnash:






Clap for yourself....you just wasted some precious minutes of your life typing this rubbish....Well-done


At the end of the day......"WHO E EPP"

I helped u.... At least it got ur attention to the extent of u commenting.....

All thanks to mourinho! His records made chelsea fans boastful