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When You Have Phd In Photography by mariobobby(m): 11:10pm On Jun 02, 2016
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Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by Chumani(f): 11:11pm On Jun 02, 2016
NIGERIAN HISTORY: HOW ALL 36 STATES GOT
THEIR NAMES:

ABIA
Abia is an acronym derived from the name of
the four main groups of people in the state as at
the time it was formed in1991: A ba B ende I suikwuato A fikpo

ADAMAWA
This state was named after a warrior that
conquered the region in the begining of the 19th
century. His name was Modibbo Adama Bin Ardo Hassan.

Akwa-Ibom
Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe
(or Kwa Iboe) River

Anambra
It was derived from the name of the Oma Mbala
(Omambala) River (in Ibo, the native name of the
river is Ànyịm Ọma Mbala).

Bauchi
There are three versions of how Bauchi got its
name. One version says ‘Bauchi’ is Hausa word
meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland.
Tribes living in the southern parts of the
Hausaland were referred to as kasashen bauchi
and the area they lived in later came to be
known simply as Bauchi. According to the
second version the state was named for Baushe,
a famous hunter who settled there before the
19th century while the third states that ‘bauchi’
is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center
for slave raiders.

BAYELSA
Bayelsa was formed as a result of the clamour from the three LGAs in old Rivers (Brass LGA known as BALGA, Yenegoa LGA known as YELGA and Sagbama LGA – SALGA). The name came about from the combination of their acronymns.
BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA

Benue
It is a word from the Batta language ‘Binuwe’ which means ‘Mother of Waters’.

Borno
The name was derived from ‘Borno’, an
alternative name of the Kanuris who form the
predominant ethnic group in the state.

Cross River
The state took its name from a River called Oyono or Cross River

Delta
It was named for the delta of the River Niger formed as it enters the Atlantic Ocean.

Ebonyi
The state was named after the Aboine River that cuts through Abakaliki, the state capital

Edo
Named after the Bini people who had always referred to themselves as Edo or Iduu

Ekiti
‘Ekiti’ is a term that is said to denote a settlement of many hills

Enugu
Enugu derived its name from two local words enu
ugwu which means ‘top of the hill’

Gombe
Named after the dialect of Fulani language
(Fulfulde)spoken in the area ‘Gombe’.

Imo
This state is named after the Imo River (Imo
Mmiri)

Jigawa
The state was named after its distinctively golden-coloured soil, Jigawa.

Kaduna
The state after the crocodiles in Kaduna River. Kadunas is Hausa plural word for crocodiles

Kano
The state was named after a blacksmith of the Gaya tribe who settled in the area while sourcing for ironstone. His name is Kano.

Katsina
Katsina was named after the wife of the local
ruler known as Janzama. Her name was Katsina.

Kebbi
Legend has it that Kebbi was named after the Ka’abba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.

Kogi
The name Kogi was said to have be derived from
‘kogin’, hausa for river. This is to represent the fact that the two biggest Rivers in Nigeria, River Niger and River Benue form a confluence in the state.

Kwara
This was named after the River Niger which forms the Northern border of the state. The Nupes used to call the river Kwara.

Lagos
The name is a Portuguese word for lakes. The
Portuguese were the first set of Europeans to reach Lagos in 1472. The name was inspired by the lagoons and rivers in Lagos.

Nassarawa
It was so named by the founder of Nasarawa kingdom, Makama Dogo. Nasarawa means Victorious.

Niger
Named after the popular River Niger.

Ogun
Named after the Ogun River

Ondo
This was named after the settlers of the old
Ondo Kingdom. Ondo is a word for settlers.

Osun
Like a number of other Nigerian states, it was
also named after a river; River Osun.

Oyo
It was named after the Old Oyo empire.

Plateau
The state was named for the Jos Plateau

Rivers
A state with many water bodies, Rivers State was named for many of the rivers present in the area

Sokoto
Named after the defunct Sokoto Caliphate. Sokoto is the anglicized version of the Arabic word ‘suk’ which means ‘market’ or ‘place of commerce’.

Taraba
The state was named after the Taraba River.

Yobe
The state was named after Komadugu Yobe q(Waube or Ouobe) or River Yobe (or River of Yo).

Zamfara
Zamfarawa is one of the subdialects of Eastern
Hausa linguistic group and that is where the
name came from.
Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by hemartins(m): 11:14pm On Jun 02, 2016
Spiderman style or snake in the monkey shadow style
Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by wise7(m): 11:20pm On Jun 02, 2016
Lol
Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by lordm(m): 12:08am On Jun 03, 2016
Epic. I tip my hat
Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by almujeebe(m): 1:17am On Jun 03, 2016
Must I comment?
Re: When You Have Phd In Photography by pomide(m): 8:48am On Jun 03, 2016
Nope! Caption Should Be "when you've chosen to die through photography"

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