Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,864 members, 7,956,266 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 08:52 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Sports / European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Torres Is A Girl! (7198 Views)
Chelsea To Sell Torres For £15 Million ? / Shocking Article About Fernando Torres And The Reason For His Decline / When Will Torres Score His First Chelsea Goal? (2) (3) (4)
Torres Is A Girl! by saintneo(m): 10:37am On Aug 25, 2009 |
Rubbing salt on the injury inflicted by Aston Villa last night. This story pops up in the SUN newspaper 24 Aug 2009; please all fellow Liverpool fans join me in laughing off one of our biggest defeat ever at Anfield. YNWA! FIFA Demand Gender Test for Liverpool’s Torres Premiership footballer, Fernando Torres, has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football’s governing body, body, FIFA. FIFA say it demanded the test three weeks ago amid fears he should not be able to play in the all-male Premier League. Michelle Platini, himself a suspected woman, said the “extremely complex, difficult” test results were not due for several weeks. It will take us a considerable amount of time to check if Mr. or Mrs. Torres does, or does not, have the male reproductive organs. This sort of test cannot be conducted quickly without medical specialists; there are several ways to cheat the traditional ‘cup and cough’ approach. Liverpool Football Club said that they were “completely sure” that Torres 25, is a female but felt that she should be entitled to play in the all-male league due to her popularity with team-mates, Jamie Caragher and Steven Gerrard. A source at Liverpool said, “Jamie and Stevie have put in hours of hard work on the training ground with Torres and were both on the verge of securing a much sought after date.” “We would not have signed Torres if she hadn’t been so pretty. She’s so graceful, with her flowing locks and smooth skin.” “Some of our fan base are made up of heterosexual, males and posters of Torres adorn the walls of many those fans.” FIFA stated: “If it is proved that Torres is female, she will be withdrawn from all FIFA competitions and matches she was involved with will be fortified to the opposition.” The Spanish Foreign Minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos said: “We have no issues with Torres’ gender. We may be filthy racists, but you can’t accuse us of sexism.” He added: “We are however, concerned that our euro 2008 triumph might be written out of the history books because of a technicality.” http://newsarse.com/2009/08/fifa-demand-gender-test-for-liverpools-torres/ |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 25, 2009 |
Interesting. Miss Torres. . .thats what you get for looking pretty. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Tudor6(f): 11:29am On Aug 25, 2009 |
If Torres is female strikers like V.persie, Adebayour and Rooney should quit football in shame. . . . |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by candylips(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2009 |
yes the guy looks likea girl sometimes with that hair and baby face |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by presido1: 12:20pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
link/source pls |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by galatico(m): 1:11pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Very funny and hilarious!!! |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by didoflex(m): 1:25pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
I laughed hard! This is good, am sure you got the inspiration from the South African 800m runner that was mandated to have a gender test! |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by A40(m): 3:09pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
I can only conclude that if the writer of this article is male then he must be gay |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by bawomolo(m): 3:29pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
presido1: did the satire fly past you? |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Nobody: 3:42pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
bawomolo:o boy i tire ooo some people and humour no dey take eye see each other. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Emperoh(m): 3:42pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
People self. . . . una tire me. Wetin Sun no go write |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by dayokanu(m): 3:51pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
The same sun that reported that Man Utd was going to buy Neuer for 5million. Sun is the British version of "better lover and hints" |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by bgees(m): 4:02pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
gay idiot, I'm sure u self-service every time he scores a goal. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by A40(m): 4:09pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
dayokanu:More like Ikebe Super bawomolo:Its attempt at being humorous was kinda lame |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Borat1: 4:41pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
IF Torres is a girl, then Rooney should be prepared to play in the [b]OGRE SUPER LEAGUE [/b]next season, |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by mamagee6(f): 12:54am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Source please. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by davidif: 1:21am On Aug 26, 2009 |
We may be filthy racists but you can’t accuse us of sexism”. ha ha ha ha ha, this is hillarious. Abeg, make una leave my pwetty Torres alone. mamagee, Can't you see the link on the post? Geez, you guys don't even know what a source is, you just say source like its something you heard newly. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Tonyet1(m): 2:03pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
na wa o, wats is really happening na, all this news are enough to make one start watching soccer with ills, pls God this is not true, its someone just tell me its a rumour |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by chrisical(m): 6:51pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
I'm sure this story wouldn't have been published if there hadnt been the controversy of the south afrrican 800m runner.Jobless people. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Borat1: 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Na wa! Cant you see the link to the story? Go read it on the main site and likewise the other stories there |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by OneNaija(m): 9:10pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Where is the Breast? There must be pussy to born that pikin na
|
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by kizi: 10:37pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
OneNaija: Tnx for the pix, Torres a Girl |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by MrCrackles(m): 10:39pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
I laugh in Diawara! |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by mukina2: 11:02pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
wait . .people actually believed this joke . .some replies in here na wa |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by chic2pimp(m): 11:09pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
mukina2:sharrap dia did u not chop it too . |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by mukina2: 11:18pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
I know you are a transgendered |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by davidif: 12:20am On Aug 27, 2009 |
tonye-t and chrisical My, my, my, you people are so incredibly gullible. Its soooooooooooooooooooo funny that you people actually believe that this is true, geez, Nigerians would believe anything they read on the web. ha ha ha. |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by chic2pimp(m): 3:24am On Aug 27, 2009 |
mukina2:gerraway jare bloody hermaphrodite |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by chrisical(m): 11:02am On Aug 28, 2009 |
chic2pimp: |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by mykali(m): 5:58pm On Aug 28, 2009 |
I laugh |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by nazzyon(m): 8:55am On Aug 29, 2009 |
Some men like to use pheromone to attact them to women and in addition it makes them look beautiful. Torres may be using it. Some people use it conciously while other mays not know. If Torres is a girl then give her a thumb up 'cos she's a supergirl. _____________________________________________________ |
Re: Torres Is A Girl! by mamagee6(f): 1:14am On Sep 01, 2009 |
OneNaija: See your mouth like where is the breast? |
Liverpool Vs Chelsea [2 - 0] On 7th November 2010 / Which Is The Top Possession Team In Europe? / Chelsea Vs Wigan Athletic (4 - 1) On 9th February 2013
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 22 |