Poseidon000:

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Read you 5by5, lima Charlie, Chief co-ordinator ba'ath battalions Poseidon000 reporting mid-air after a major assault on enemy oil facilities east of hama province, on behalf of Cyprus000 who is on sabbatical leave till 12 of July.

Cyprus000 jus relayed a decode from central command, ordering a major assault(of truth and reality) on tabqa(nairaland) and subsequently all of raqqa(internet).
Air unit up latakia airbase, under scully95's command, will provide aircover.
Use the captured western minions as decoy if requisite
Take no prisoner of war.

I REPEAT; take no prisoner of war. Do you copy, soulja?

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ValerianSteel:
Good lawd,too much of cock sucking on this thread You should all consider making a movie and title it.

”The gathering of Clowns"

Appleyard:


[b]Copy, Soulja! Debriefing from encoded intel recieved from Special Agent, 5by5, Nairaminted, reveals Major operations ungoing below Sputnik's orbital position, KremlinSAT EKO 1, Frequency: 125089, Symbol Rate: 89,000, Polarization: V, Deir Al Zor, Aleppo. SU-34s in Striking Range, Kilo Klass Sub in the Caspian Sea, with 89 ValerianSteel Kalibr Cruise Missiles in Heat Stage, waiting to Lunch.

One Minute Sir... We have recieved an S.O.S from the Mazeltov F-35 undercover Sabbotage Mission, OAS Chicago, Requesting immediate Termination and Rescue. Further Query reveals that the Program has been Compromised. The Enemy is Moving in Like a Flood, One of ours has Snitched on us! Info coming in from District Ops Grand Commander, 5by5 Zoharariel, of the MidWestern Region, entails that Khrasukha EW and the Voronedz DA Early Warning Systems in Ijebu, has intercepted and decoded a voice Transcript, with Imagery Barometer revealing that WE HAVE A MOLE, Missy89, undercover Agent to MI6 have now Defected to Langley. JESU! :-O

Sir, (you know how i feel about her: oh my luv, whyyyy ) I know National Security is of utmost Paramount. Should we still proceed with Strike Action and take no Prisonal of War? ( eeeeeh Missy oo ) Two Minutes to Engagement sir! Should we Proceed, Sirrrr.. MISSYeeeee [/b]

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Roger that. Abort mission and return to base(we can not risk a compromise).
abandon blitzkrieg assault and return to reconnaissance and circumvallation tactics, until order from central command says otherwise.

ensure the safety of your men while at it, and make sure you sort out the hmmm btwn you and the mole, cos there will be no second chance next time.

endeavour to inform all grand commanders on the latest order from central command; Over
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scully95:

good news at last..

ValerianSteel:
Good lawd,too much of cock sucking on this thread You should all consider making a movie and title it.

”The gathering of Clowns"

Poseidon000:
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Roger that. Abort mission and return to base(we can not risk a compromise).
abandoassault and
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Appleyard:


[b]Oh! Copy that, Sir! Thank you Sir! (a deep breath: thank God ooo - tears of Joy ) All Unit, This is a DOD huff-duff Directive to All Strike Units: Stand Down. I Repeat: Stand Down! Disengage and Abandone Bliezkrig. Return to Circumvellation and Reconnaisiance Tactics. Report back to Regional Command and wait for COMINT. Do you read me, Over!

(Fax message recieved)

Appleyard: all Unit! This is an IMINT intel, the Mazeltov F-35 Sabbotage Mission is under threat. The enemy's Special Strike Team and the FBI are Closing in. Backup is requested. All Sleeper Cell Units Within Chicago, unearth and switch to Fabian Strategy. Do not engage in Flanking Maneuvers, but form a Contravallation and make use of Escalades. Induct Fighting Withdrawal ONLY when Frontier Attack is inevitable!

(sirens blazing- cranks on fence parameters. ugh! )

Appleyard: (in panick mood) Do do do you read me, Over!

ATikester: Yes Sir, we read you, Sir!

Appleyard: Oh, good. Whats the situation?

Reply: Sir, Enemy's Parameter successfully scaled, sir. But we have a Man down fatally wounded from the escalade Sir. Should we result to Coup De Grace?

Appleyard: Negative, Soulja. Dustoff is airborne. Now make use of Scorched Earth to destroy all traces. Then switch to Siege engine and scale through rest of enemy barrier. Then move to the Extraction Point at Fort Norx. And i trust the Primary Subject, (Missy89,) is intact? OVER!

(radio clicks- blue ice peak, Alaska.)

Scully95: DMZ Bear 602, Copying. Over!

Appleyard: this is DOD Delta 3, whats your current status? Over!

Scully95: Jericho 2 NM in Range. We suspect enemies subvertive activities, 3km away. Over!

Appleyard: Hold your position and resort to Camouflet technique. Switched back to Echelon Formation and try not to engage while on Pickets. Then retreat in orderly fashion to the evacuation point when coast is clear. Over!


(staccato signals clicks amidst adrenaline. Gaddamit! Pick this thing Soulja )

Nairaminted: this is Skydancer, Over!

Appleyard: This is a DOD emergency. Reconfigure KremlinSAT EKO 1, and move Sputnik to Orbital Position, Frequency: 30589, Polarization: Horizontal, Symbol Rate: +234. You will Locate MSF Airborne undercover. When in Range of Midwest, put a COMINT through to 5by5 Grand Commander, Krashukha and Voronezh DA Division, Ijebu Province. He must be ready for intercept upon thy order. We have a Reconfiguration Problem on our Hands. Over and Out!

(3minutes time-feedback)

Scully95: Jericho 2 DMZ NM Reporting Sir, evacuation successful. We are now enclosed in Buleva 236 under aquatic, heading To Sevastopol. Over!

Appleyard: Copy that Soulja! Good work! Over!

Sabbotage Mission:
This is MSF Sir, Reporting. We are now airborne, with six Sukoi 35 Flankers as escort. We have left enemy's territory, unscathed, the wounded alive and okay. Primary Subject in incubative Mood.. sir. Over! :-)

Appleyard: (pulse normal now-wry smile)
Copy that, soulja. Lock on to EKO 1, When within Range of Sputnik, Midwest Region. Then prepare to Parachut with the Primary Subject, upon further instruction from Crontro Room, Skydancer. Over and Out!

(2days later-from the debriefing secret centre at Sambisa Forest, to the Zoharariel Spiritual Cleansing Centre, Ijebu)

Zoharariel: Welcome Appleyard of Jah! General Poiseidon phoned ahead that you needed help with your shinani, and has requested that, being Comrades forged from the same military collage under the Artic of Siberia, i am to oblige your needs. Is that so?

Appleyard (amidst tears)T Thou have well spoken. You know how i feel about her. Her uncle Lucasbalo who gave her to me in marriage will be mad at me, if he knew i enlisted her in the army, let alone in the secret service. Now, see what espionage has done to her. She is not even her self again. She is all i have. Pls helep me..

Zoh: Don't worry comrade from the result of the debriefing and text we carried out, it shows that she was infected with the 7th stage of ARAGUNTA LAKPALAKPA, , OF THE CONGO SPECIE for that Matter, all as a result of the OBAMA CARE Program, which was originally meant for Tazania Gorillas .

JESU!

It is only Obatala Prayers that can help now. You can do the rest in your inner chambers, you know.

(he begins to pray)

Dear Missy89! In d name of Vladimir Putin, i destroy every Anti Russia Spirit, ObamaCare spirit, and you will only care for Appleyard, your one and only, in Jeesus Name, AMEN!

Every spirit of Hilary Clinton. Anti Trump Spirit, Langley spirit, i bind and cast, i cast and bind,. In the War-dislike name of Lucasbalo, Amen... (Manifestation rages and calm) :-(

Missy89: (recovers) and shouted praise Vladimir Putin. ...and kisses me., ;- till End! [/b]

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