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Life Of A Typical Nigerian Teenage Christian by kingcomet(m): 7:18am On Jun 05, 2016 |
Life of a Nigerian Teenage Christian Scene 1 My friend Emperor came to my place yesterday and asked if I would go to church on Sunday. I replied with the affirmative because I was keen on going to church after being absent in church since January. EMPEROR: Comet Howfar na, shebi we go enter church tomorrow? ME: Yeah, I suppose enter o, I never enter church this year and I know say God go dey vex gan. EMPEROR: You suppose enter, you suppose enter, na wetin you dey talk everytime but finally you no go come enter again. Why your life dey like this sef? ME: (smiling) No worry we go enter, just prepare come make we go together. EMPEROR: No wahala na, I go show tomorrow. Scene 2 10AM, Sunday morning. ME: Presido howfa na? PRESIDO: I dey o, you no go church today? ME: I go go second service by 12. You Nko? PRESIDO: Nna eh, my clothes are rumpled, you know say light no dey. ME: Same story every Sunday Oga Presido. Nawa for you oh PRESIDO: So nobody for this hostel go church? Chai (both laughing as Emperor hurriedly walks in) EMPEROR: Oboy nawa for you oh you never prepare? ME: Ah Ah, I no know say you mean am say you wan go church. EMPEROR: Go prepare jor make we go. ME: See guy, I no get change for offering, na only 100# I hold. EMPEROR: NO worry e go do, just prepare make we dey go first. SCENE 3 In the church (Sitting) EMPEROR: Chai, see fine fine girls ME: Even the the ushers sef dress like models. So this kind church dey na em I come dey miss church since eh? EMPEROR: jesus, see that girl dress like say na party em go, why person go wear bangle for leg come church? Chai, some people can dress to kill. Pastor: Offering time! Bring out something tangible that you wanna give to the Lord. ME: Emperor na 20 box remain for my money after calculating transport oh but I go put am like that. Emperor: Me too oh, I go put am like that. ME: Ok na. EMPEROR: Oboy, their offering box dey transparent, how I go take put 20 box there na. Chai I don cast. i go put 50 box instead we go trek go house. ME: Na you sabi oh. Me na 20# I dey put there. (After the offering) EMPEROR: Comet I for put that 20 box o, no body been dey look sef. Now we go come trek go back house. Phew. (After the Service) ME: How many numbers you collect na? EMPEROR: Just four oh, this church make sense die, the girls na confirm. ME: So how today go be na? EMPEROR: There is a birthday party coming up later this evening ME: Oya na, I go arrange the girls, you go arrange weed. EMPEROR: No shit na. First make go see those new catch, to see if we go collect na. ME: (laughing) So after going to church you still wan collect eh, dis guy. Chia, Christians of nowadays. Oya na Make we dey go na. |
Re: Life Of A Typical Nigerian Teenage Christian by ettaetta(m): 7:24am On Jun 05, 2016 |
Re: Life Of A Typical Nigerian Teenage Christian by 48noble(m): 7:32am On Jun 05, 2016 |
U try. Low live youths with weed. Guys don't smoke these days o na girls takeover smoking. |
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