1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabus

2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board.




Finally!!

3. When people that have never attended Biology class before start appearing.




Oh? So you know your way to class?

4. How the class looks for the whole three weeks of the topic:





We must learn this thing

5. When the teacher starts talking about reproduction in plants.




Get to the good stuff

6. When the interesting topic starts and the whole class is like this every 5 minutes:





Biology Teacher, every 5 minutes: “Will you keep quiet?”

7. Boys in the class, paying extra attention like:



Ah! No time

8. All the glances people start throwing when the puberty topic comes up:


See their face

9. How the whole class looks at you if puberty hasn’t come knocking on your door yet:




E pele

10. The class, when the teacher is explaining the female reproductive system:




Ah! Chineke !

11. When the teacher talks about how long other animals stay pregnant for.




Elephant, 22 months ke ?

Hahahaha.. can't forget my crazy days at school, when our female bio teacher was teaching reproduction & the class wasn't getting it. naso jeptha (biggest & clumziest in our class) shout from back "teasha we nor dey understand, u nor go comot skirt explain am wel wel?" his army was echoing "eeegbam!" "naso!" "you've spoken!"..

After wiping dah nigga 22strokes on his bare yansh dem expel d royal bastard with his chieftains..

Lools very funny

Funny

12. When the teacher starts drawing the human reproductive organs on the board.

13. When the teacher asks “any questions?”





It's now you will have questions

14. “Excuse me ma, when will we do practical?”





Are you mad

15. When they ring the bell for end of class but everyone is like

Couldn't let female classmates touch me when I first learnt of menstruation

Reproduction class was the quietest class back in secondary school. Even people that usually slept through classt were awake n alert all through.