Is your business not growing, now is time for u to repackage yourself.....
BRICKLAYER: Estate Construction and Brick Arranger... (ECBA)
ASHAWO: Bedmatic Expert and Sexual Satisfier (BESS)
GARDENER: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
HOUSE MAID: House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
RECEPTIONIST: Office Access Control Manager(OACM)
TYPIST: Printed Document Handler (PDH)
MESSENGER: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
WINDOW CLEANER: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
TEMPORARY TEACHER: Associate Tutor (AT)
TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS)
GARBAGE COLLECTOR: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
WATCHMAN: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
THIEF: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)
DRIVER: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
MAID: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
EMPLOYEE WITHOUT PORTFOLIO: Administration Manager (AM)
BUS CONDUCTOR: Chief Entry and Exit Officer (CEEO)
COOK: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO)
BARBER: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
UNEMPLOYED: Town Surveyor (TS)
GOSSIP: Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
BAD BELLE PEOPLE: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
LOCAL DRUNK: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
MECHANIC: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
TAILOR: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
YAHOO BOYS: International Wealth Re-DistributionConsultant (IWRC)
TOUTS: Task Force Empowerment Agency (TFEA)