ehm please OP how do sneeze

why nairaland no get poop emoji?
this post need am

Akshow:
Brother me o su mi o. Imagine such silly unnecessary unprovoked unwarranted paranoia

Christianity is a religion where they use scaremongering tactics like hell and poverty if you don't pay tithe.



So I'm not really surprised they are paranoid



They really need to have their minds flashed

Lol. Check this image

abumeinben:




Even if you dont believe this "dab" thing, you believe there's GSM...that is a system where only you possess your number globally.

NUBAN...only you possess the bank account globally

BVN...All your NUBANs, if you have more than one bank account, are tied to this.

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If you haven't heard of Networked Society, or IoT(Internet of Things), then you really need Christ.

I'm still researching on this IoT thing with reference to the Bible .

Antichrist is real, just that Africa is delaying him in terms of tech advancement

Exactly the mystery of anti-christ is already at work and in place, only that Africa is slowing it down cos of little progress in Technology. Only the wise will understand this, bless ur life for being among the few. Hope u also know that there is nothing like pre-Tribulation rapture? That is Christ would not come before the antichrist.

Philinho:

Who called you to b a christian? nobody will use knife n dagger to turn u into Christianity so relax. Judgement shall tell

there's no heaven or hell or any stoopid judgement day.




Dknt be a sheep

Whatever!

are you asserting that Jesus Christ truly did exist and preached in the wilderness?

I don't know what your deluded atheist self feels like for spewing such garbage. Acid teachings yh? Lmao!! I feel sorry for your poor soul. This minute Jesus Christ isn't real, and the next you're confirming he did teach in the wilderness. pick a struggle.

The Christians you so detest have contributed more to modern civilisation, medicine, physics, art, music and science in general so R.I.P to your sense of reasoning.

ifenes:
Religion at its best. Mobile phones,pianos,loud speakers are also anti-Christ and things of the world. Christians should learn from jesus by gathering in the wilderness to preach and learn their acid teachings

kobonaire:
Well it is better than being a Muslim.

Christians, Muslims much of a muchness if you ask me

ilivehere:


Lmao.......he truly needs anti malaria

i taya for am oo

Nigerians... Na we pray pass, na we dey religious pass.... Yet na we commit pass. Oya Dab.

Really? Christ will not come before the Antichrist? Jesus Christ... pls tell more. I need to study my bible more.

PastorOluT:
Exactly the mystery of anti-christ is already at work and in place, only that Africa is slowing it down cos of little progress in Technology. Only the wise will understand this, bless ur life for being among the few. Hope u also know that there is nothing like pre-Tribulation rapture? That is Christ would not come before the antichrist.

Lol.. Dats partof brk dance na.. Mj use 2 it bak den.. But 2 b trutful anytin envogue esPeciali coming 4rm dat wakass satanist olamide is antichrist.. Belivit or not satan/devil/lucifer/saturn/or whatevr dey callim rules d musik biz/ d entire entertainment industry and the whole world@ larj .. Shyn ur eyes its endtym.. just act christlike d only way 2 stay right... Aldo its very had ..God help us

oodua1stson:
Christians, Muslims much of a muchness if you ask me

Not if you run into one with a big backpack ....o.O

Hmm, I don't usually comment on stuff like this but the truth is, the devil is real and his agents are using the media primarily to push their agenda. We should be careful and not just take in anything in the name of fun. The devil is not going to come with horns and with a breath of fire, his approach will be stealth and seemingly unnoticed. #bewarned #staywarned ##buthavemeaningfulfun

Amberon11:
are you asserting that Jesus Christ truly did exist and preached in the wilderness?

I don't know what your deluded atheist self feels like for spewing such garbage. Acid teachings yh? Lmao!! I feel sorry for your poor soul. This minute Jesus Christ isn't real, and the next you're confirming he did teach in the wilderness. pick a struggle.

The Christians you so detest have contributed more to modern civilisation, medicine, physics, art, music and science in general so R.I.P to your sense of reasoning.

Dude ... obviously Jesus did not exist, even when I make reference to stories like The Garden of Eden,it doesn't mean such they existed. Do we need to argue on that or the ridiculous claim made by the OP.

GurlFriend:
Someone, in a broadcast message Whatsapp message currently making the rounds says the trending dance move 'dab' is demonic.

The message also goes further to spell out the full meaning of DAB.

When I read it, I just shook my head

Read the full message after the below. Get ready to be 'overgasted' and 'flabberwhelmed'.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/omgdo-you-know-that-new-dance.html

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Dab has a root in weed smoking.
Only weed smokers will understand the need for it.
One savage turned it into a dance move and the craze was ignited.
\

Sabina pple Don come again....everything dis days is antichrist... some people will soon come and and say eating food is not good....

People are learning...
Assumptions can be misleading.

MadCow1:
Me wey don secure five bedroom duplex with boys quarters and swimming for hellfire.



Make i dey Dab dey go jor..

Ain't u the cow the herdsmen are roaming all over Nigeria looking for?

eehnnn dat africa is delaying was an insult to all u spelt out...am sorry if someone was to av read all u told he/she cud av believed until those last words..u know whycuz if dis aforementioned of urs was truly spiritual and the anti christ is so dreadful and powerful then he cud conquer the world at onceor better still in ur own words accelerate africa's tech advancement.

abumeinben:




Even if you dont believe this "dab" thing, you believe there's GSM...that is a system where only you possess your number globally.

NUBAN...only you possess the bank account globally

BVN...All your NUBANs, if you have more than one bank account, are tied to this.

...
..
.
If you haven't heard of Networked Society, or IoT(Internet of Things), then you really need Christ.

I'm still researching on this IoT thing with reference to the Bible .

Antichrist is real, just that Africa is delaying him in terms of tech advancement

Both the dance and the people who formulate the Antichrist bullshït are stüpid. Doesn't change the fact is completely irrelevant and stûpid tho.

too much of religious affiliation and participation makes one suspect every new ideology.

Smh! who else did not exist? Albert Einstein?

ifenes:


Dude ... obviously Jesus did not exist, even when I make reference to stories like The Garden of Eden,it doesn't mean such they existed. Do we need to argue on that or the ridiculous claim made by the OP.

Gel delivered soon from demonic captivity.

Akshow:
get well soon from your delusion.

" na high fever dey worry this one...u need visit hospital for check up...

GurlFriend:
Bill Gates doing the dab. Could he be anti-Christ? Lol

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/omgdo-you-know-that-new-dance.html

AM NOT SHOCKED AT ALL!!THE ANTICHRIST CHRIST IS IN A HASTE! HE IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET AS MUCH PEOPLE! HIS AGENTS ARE EVERYWHERE

Lmao

I remember the time makossa was also tagged as a demonic dance move. Some people are just too paranoid

oodua1stson:
Christianity is a religion where they use scaremongering tactics like hell and poverty if you don't pay tithe.



So I'm not really surprised they are paranoid



They really need to have their minds flashed

KEEP FLASHING YOUR MIND!! HEAVEN IS REAL , HELL IS REAL! IF YOU MISS HEAVEN, U CAN'T MISS HELL

nigerian mentality sha, hmmmmmm

Amberon11:
Gel delivered soon from demonic captivity.

Amen

kobonaire:
Not if you run into one with a big backpack ....o.O

hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Na to run oooo