The following facts are much familiar in our daily lives.

Just enjoy it and add yours with

1.NAIRA -Never Allow Idiots Rule Again

2. PHCN -Problem Has Changed Name

3. HAUSA -House Animals Using Seat of Authority

4. IMO -Igbos Must Overcome

5. BAT -Bolaji Ahmed Tunubu

6. APC -Association of Past Criminals

7. NYSC -Now Your Struggles Continues

8. GLO -Get Lovers Online

9. PDP -People Deceiving People/Papa Deceiving Pikin

10. PHD -Pull Him Down

11. MTN -Maintain Total Nonsense

12. WEEK -Women Educations Ends in Kitchen

13. ABACHA -After Babangida Another Criminal Has
Arrived

14. GSM -General Street Madness

15. NEPA plc-Never Expect Power Always, please light
candles

16. KOBO -Kill Obasanjo Before Others

17. FANTA-Foolish Ashawo Never Take Advice

18. RICE -Rangers International Club of Enugu.

19. LONDON-Ladies of Nowadays Depend On Naria.

20. BUHARI-Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among
Reasonable Igbos.

21. GEJ.- Gross embezzlement Jinx

22. KESHI - Kind,educated and Soccer Hero from Igbo

Originally written by Kelechi Adazie but modified by the OP

I know it is obviously written by an IBO.

kelechi or what do you call yourself: you don't need to be sentimental it shows you are still a nymph

Aja 3. PHCN-PLEASE HOLD CANDLE NOW