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17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:30am On Jun 13, 2016
1. When you get to Yaba and see the queue
for the
shuttle.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:33am On Jun 13, 2016
2. You, passing Love Garden at night, looking
at
all the couples like:

Later you’ll be crying that you’re pregnant.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by teekay213(m): 10:34am On Jun 13, 2016
kotinu!
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:35am On Jun 13, 2016
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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:36am On Jun 13, 2016
3. When you see people dressing for lectures
like
it’s Lagos fashion week


Please go and collect your prize from the
Dean.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:38am On Jun 13, 2016
4. How the library looks around exam time:

Ah! These many students even know where
the library is.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:40am On Jun 13, 2016
5. When NEPA waits till exam time to become
completely useless.


How will I now read, ehn?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:41am On Jun 13, 2016
6. When you see people using street lamp
and GTB
ATM light to do overnight reading.


You people are the real students oh!

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:42am On Jun 13, 2016
7. How Ampitheatre looks during exam
prayers:


See all of them. Na by this one?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:44am On Jun 13, 2016
8. When your squatter brings their own
squatters.

See all of them. Na by this one?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:45am On Jun 13, 2016
9. When porters come and start checking for
squatters in the middle of the night.

Hay God. What is it?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:46am On Jun 13, 2016
10. When one small celebrity comes around
and
you see people throwing their home training
in the
dustbin.


Is it Dammy Krane that is doing you people
like this?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:47am On Jun 13, 2016
11. When you go to Iya Moria and dodo has
finished.

Why do bad things always happen to good
people?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:48am On Jun 13, 2016
12. When someone jumps the long queue in
Shop
10 and starts shouting “Aunty Eno” and
“Aunty
Ireti”.


It’s like you want to be slapped today.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:49am On Jun 13, 2016
13. When the gate gets blocked because
some
students just decided to start protesting.


Every time, protest. You people will not go
and read your
book

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:51am On Jun 13, 2016
14. You, waiting for the ‘any work’ you sent
to
bring your food.


Na wa. Are they taking a tour of the
university?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:52am On Jun 13, 2016
15. When you’re broke and you start
wondering if
the risky burger behind Mariere is actually
worth
the risk.

So, should I die of starvation or die of food
poisoning?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:54am On Jun 13, 2016
15. When you’re broke and you start
wondering if
the risky burger behind Mariere is actually
worth
the risk.


So, should I die of starvation or die of food
poisoning?

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:55am On Jun 13, 2016
16. How you use the toilets in your hostel:


Can’t go and carry disease that doesn’t
belong to you.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:56am On Jun 13, 2016
17. When you see your friend’s babe entering
jeep
in front of Moremi.


Chineke, see Janet oh.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Dapromzy333(m): 10:58am On Jun 13, 2016
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by frinx: 11:37am On Jun 13, 2016
Typing...










Still Typing.... cool

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 13, 2016
UNILAG, University of second choice cheesy

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jun 13, 2016
so true
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jun 13, 2016
This is sure gonna be interesting. Upload the pix.
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by 0955eb027(m): 1:49pm On Jun 13, 2016
11 got me cracking. Bad things happening to good people.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by hpk(m): 2:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
Sodeinde "Channel O"...

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Xavee(m): 2:46pm On Jun 13, 2016
Lol. Hilarious!
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by ibez007(m): 3:22pm On Jun 13, 2016
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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by MUyeek: 3:25pm On Jun 13, 2016
OK
Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by heed101(m): 3:25pm On Jun 13, 2016
Reminds me of old days. Eating porridge at IYA pato's store was d bomb.

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Re: 17 Things People Who Attended UNILAG Will Understand by Richy4(m): 3:25pm On Jun 13, 2016
The 10 pic. is really funny. it summarized everything.

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