YOU CAN'T BEAT AN IJEBU MAN

During the recent Oni of ife, Oba Adeyeye's trip to US, he observed that 70% of the population of the people
Who welcomed him were Ijebu people. He was very thrilled and challenged.

In an amusing manner, he made reference to a joke made by the Awujale of Ijebuland that an Ijebu Man can't be cheated. He said:

An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijebu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijebu man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k" and he pays!

The fuming lawyer then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijebu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Ijebu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k"

Don't you know that an Ijebu Man can not be cheated

Yes na!

PROUD IJEBU BOY!!!

very funny

Great comic piece.

This for my Ijebu sweetheart.

I love you honey.

Very hardworking folks.