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Are You A Bread Lady Or A Garri Lady? by flexxyad: 10:54pm On Jun 14, 2016
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?:
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I remember a joke about how someone used to
solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty.
He would go to any market where they display
different kind of garri for sales. He would price it
and take almost handful of each kind of garri and
eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good. He
said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that,
and he won't buy any one. He would just give one
excuse either by saying the garri is not sour
enough or that he will buy it when he is returning.
He said by the time he has eaten four handful of
garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water&
drink and he would be okay for that moment. He
was teased that why can't he do that if he is
hungry and he wish to eat bread. Then he said
'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is
inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without
first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean
you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.
This is the inspiration I got from this
conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single
ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread
ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys
are just using their sexual organs to solve their
sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and
each of them have had bedroom prowess with
you. My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not
matter your academic qualifications and social
status. If you offer your body in exchange for
money, for academic grades, employment, or any
other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you
expose your bobby and other private parts of your
body just to get likes and cheap comments on
social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are
feeding their lust through your body. And just like
that my friend would do, when that your
boyfriend, boss, sugar daddy and Facebook fans
are done with you, they will dump you. They know
you are not good to be a virtuous wife.
On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If
you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them '
suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you
are a garri lady. They preserve their body and
have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their
nylon' must be the man that have married them.
They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They
are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal
values and integrity. They believe in inward
virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity.
They don't toil with sexual sins. They run away
from every form of defilement. They dress
beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in
an adulterous manner. They vote for
chastity Allah is proud of them. The world may
hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may
call them different derogatory names, but they
don't bother themselves. They have seen the
future ahead and her grooming themselves for it.
They will not allow their names to be part of the '
Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped'
ladies. If they have any reason to walk out of any
relationship, they walk out with their self esteem
and honour for no guy can mock them that he has
'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of '
bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello sister , which side are you? . I offer you
hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can
make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.
Say bye bye to this reckless sexual immoral life.
Those of you who are into courtship and you
entered into that courtship as a bread lady but
now you have become a garri lady behind the
closed doors. Allah is calling us to repentance.
Stop it!. Let Come back into our 'nylon'. Let our
dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till
marriage before all those kissing, handling ,
romancing and sex, then let him go! . Finally to
precious bread ladies, I charge you by the
Rahman of Allah, don't allow any one, any guy,
any hard situation or momentary gain change you
to a garri lady. Thanks for reading and adjusting
where necessary.
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