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When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Lilprincey(m): 9:45am On Jun 15, 2016
My mum told me this once until one day while chatting with my phone on the road, i entered the gutter. No be small laff dem laff me that day...

Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by donbenedict(m): 9:52am On Jun 15, 2016
grin

I'v had a lot of "missing steps" while texting on d road. And Dat could be pretty much embarrassing..
Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by osesology(m): 10:21am On Jun 15, 2016
I can't even count how many times l have stepped into potholes full of water while browsing with my phone...esp at night. l go just dey laff myself.
Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Lilprincey(m): 5:09pm On Jun 15, 2016
donbenedict:
grin

I'v had a lot of "missing steps" while texting on d road. And Dat could be pretty much embarrassing..
Especially when 2go was rampant
Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by donbenedict(m): 5:11pm On Jun 15, 2016
Lilprincey:

Especially when 2go was rampant
I swear. Sotey my level reach ultimate for there
Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Lilprincey(m): 5:26pm On Jun 15, 2016
osesology:
I can't even count how many times l have stepped into potholes full of water while browsing with my phone...esp at night. l go just dey laff myself.
Especially when you dey sike girl for social network and dey girl dey reply fast

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