Ten tips to live by from a self-proclaimed authority on moving around Lagos by bus. Trust me, I’ve been doing it for years.

1. Never sit right next to the driver.
Everything from sweat to musty face towels and loose change will touch you. Your head will be the bridge over which interactions between him and the conductor will take place. Your head will suffer. Sufferhead.

4. Window seat available? Take it
The closer you are to fresh air, the better for your humanity. Besides, it’s a vantage point from which purchases can be made in slow-moving traffic.
+ Window seats are also ideal spots for your watch to be snatched off your wrist. Keep your hands inside the bus.

5. Sweaty People.
People will wipe sweat off their bodies without any concern for those around them. Noses will be picked and boogers flicked indiscriminately. Fortify your mind and keep your mouth firmly shut.

7. Electronic Devices
This one is a no-brainer: Don’t display your phone or tablet. That’s like putting up an electronic billboard calling thieves to crash your life’s party. Leave the first in your pocket and the second in your bag (not some case). Ignore calls or use a hands-free.
+ If you have to make or receive a phone call, don’t discuss personal details such as your itinerary.

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hate anything transport [bus, car e.t.c] i always feel like vomiting when am in any, no matter how close i am to the window



Most especially when i perceive petrol

if u sit close to the driver or conductor ,your life will be on hold till u get down.










dem sabi smell !!!!