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Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by ibez007(m): 8:05pm On Jun 15, 2016
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that;


1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre


2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3. Super Eagles won the Coming World Cup

4. I ibez007 was chosen as moderator HERE on Nairaland

5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel CR7

6. Niger Delta is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian Singer Smalldoctor wins a Grammy award

8. Saraki is a gate-man in one the of kwara motor parks

9. Shekau becomes Minister of defence, fighting against terrorism!


10. D'banj signs Music Singer Justin Beiber





Which one of the above will surprise you most?
Re: Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by emorse(m): 8:15pm On Jun 15, 2016
No. 4. Seun go hear am from me if e happen.
Re: Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by UrWorstNitemare: 8:35pm On Jun 15, 2016
undecided NO4. cuz itz only by juju/ voodoo... or u hack NL
either ways it is questionable
Re: Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by ibez007(m): 8:41pm On Jun 15, 2016
But, Why always no4 naw?!...
Re: Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jun 15, 2016
No 9 for sure

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