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Engineering Students And Proves. by jbbalarabe(m): 12:49am On Jun 19, 2016
JOKE!!!
: Engineering Student Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks

Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA

Education Student :” Out Of Course”

Art Student: ”No Way”

Commerce Student: ”Cannot Be Proved”

but…..

Engineering Student: Its Simple

Solution

As we know,

Pressure(P)= Force/Area

i.e P = F/A

∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)

Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,

Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)

i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)

From equation (i) and (ii)

PA = MA

Squaring both sides

(PA)² = (MA)²

∴ PAPA = MAMA
Re: Engineering Students And Proves. by dapizy02(m): 1:02am On Jun 19, 2016
Anam abia

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