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5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 2:59pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Naija parents love to discipline each and every child. Our parents spanked us to keep in line. If spanking didn’t work because some of us were too stubborn, they told us stories that scared us straight. “ Sometimes these stories are made up. Who am I kidding? Most of them were made up! ” Here are 5 major stories (lies, all lies!!) our parents used to keep us in line back then: 1. Ojuju Calabar I don’t know if Ojuju Calabar is the Nigerian version of the Boogey man. Or maybe it’s a masquerade. All I know is that in my house: “ Ojuju Calabar will come and get any disobedient and errant child. ” Funny how we were all scared of Ojuju Calabar but have never seen one. Even today! 1 Like
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 3:01pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
No 2 is coming soon |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 3:06pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
2. Fruit seeds growing out of your
head
[b]2. Fruit seeds growing out of your
head
[/b]2. Fruit seeds growing out of your
head
Every Nigerian child has heard a version of this one.
Ever had your parents tell you that if you swallowed a
seed (say orange seed) that an orange tree will grow
out of your head after a week?
Many Naija kids didn’t sleep because we were too
worried about becoming a walking and talking orange
tree. 1 Like
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by ANIEXTY(m): 3:10pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Thank GOD am not a kid anymore. |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by LordZero(m): 3:19pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
if you rest your back on the wall while it's raining, ur skin will adhere to d wall and peel away from your body.. ur tooth will not grow back if u don't throw it on the roof with seven stones. and they told some girls "if a boy should touch u, you'll get pregnant". . reminds me of one girl in my jss1 class then.. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by LordZero(m): 3:21pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
one a lighter note, i don't know how true this is oo
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by taiwokyle(m): 3:33pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
No 2 got me crying for hours then, no joke. I'm still waiting for the orange tree to grow on my head |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 4:34pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
3. Coconut water and dullards I’m sure the reason why many of us stayed away from coconut and it’s water was because our parents told us that coconut water makes children dull. 1 Like
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
I love chewing gum when i was a kid...My mother me i would become a lizard if i chew gum..anytime i see lizard am always afraid... |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
4. Sticky Gum in Stomachs Remember when your parents told you that if you swallowed gum, it would stick in your stomach and cause problems? Yeah, we were all told that too.
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by Situation001(m): 5:21am On Jun 20, 2016 |
ok.. next.. |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 6:11am On Jun 20, 2016 |
5. miss koi koi Almost all were told this scary stories, to stop them from misbehaving, her heeled shoes (koi koi) would walk and knock on any stubborn childs door.. Lol! 1 Like
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Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by mayortm001(m): 7:30am On Jun 20, 2016 |
where are d five stories nau? |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(m): 8:12am On Jun 20, 2016 |
mayortm001:Wat stories? |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by integritylady(f): 12:05am On Jun 21, 2016 |
kelvee:miss koi koi wasn't really told by our parents..... still don't know how that news circulated our boarding secondary schools(miss kokoka)"I remember those days in feggicolef" |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by 4rmthewest(m): 1:21am On Jun 21, 2016 |
U right... |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by Trueyarn(m): 6:36am On Jun 21, 2016 |
Telling us all our cutleries would go missing if we killed wall Geckos... |
Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by mrlamdee88: 10:30am On Jun 21, 2016 |
kelvee: My dad still says that up till now..lol |
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