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Marriage Hints by feelgood(m): 4:33pm On Nov 28, 2006
Hint Hint

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant.

As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried"?

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown
Re: Marriage Hints by oge4real(f): 11:56am On Nov 29, 2006
Re: Marriage Hints by Akinagirl(f): 1:43am On Dec 05, 2006
Exactly my expression where is the rest of the joke
Re: Marriage Hints by 1love1(f): 12:56pm On Jan 18, 2007
i get it. she wants her rice thrown like they throw rice on the couple at weddings.
get it? grin grin
Re: Marriage Hints by robby1(m): 5:00am On Jan 19, 2007
where on earth do they throw RICE on couples? shocked
i have never seen that.
Re: Marriage Hints by iice(f): 5:00am On Jan 19, 2007
LMAO, you know what is thrown at the couples like confetti? well it has rice mixed with it lol.
Re: Marriage Hints by feelgood(m): 2:24pm On Jan 19, 2007
At last, good to know that there are some in the house that can get the joke.
I-love, for someone who is new, u sure are one smart lady.
@iice
would have been surprised if u didn't. Hope u r cool
Re: Marriage Hints by iice(f): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2007
@feelgood. . .am good smiley Hope you cool too smiley

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