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11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by nwatiti(m): 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
Your wedding day is your day! That day you
have been dreaming about. Finally, the Lord has
answered your prayers and you are going to be
married to your boo of life. You have planned
everything from the day you were conceived: the
type of suit or wedding gown you’ll wear, the
cake, the venue, the music, the big VIPs you’ll
invite to come and spray you dollars.
Guests at a wedding
A week before the wedding you are praying: “Oh
God, please don’t come and let one winch spoil
my day o!” Well, you won’t need that prayer if
you organise your guest list very well. Do not
leave anything to chance. Here is a great list
that will help you filter the unwanted elements
whom the devil might possess to come and ruin
your day.
1. Your ex
There is no “we are now friends” in this matter.
Anything could happen. They could get drunk
and start spilling the beans on how many
abortions you shared or how (face palm) they
still love you. You don’t need that drama. Nix
that goodwill.
2. Your babymama/papa
Your babies can come but not their mama or
papa. It’s not a two for one package. You don’t
need shady talk disguised as “I’m just joking
now” on how your boos wedding gown is too
revealing or how your man could not even afford
to hire a better bridal limousine. Nah! Say no to
bad bele!
3. Your friend that hates your spouse
Seriously, all naysayers and bad vibes givers
should just be barred at the gates of the
wedding venue. The evil eye alone that your bad
bele friend will be transmitting toward the high
table might just kill you too. And you don’t need
some idiot taking bets at your wedding on how
long your marriage will last.
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4. Your ex-best friend that knows where all the
bodies are buried (your past)
This is the friend that has known you since
forever and the when it comes the time to make
a toast they start with: “I remember when John
and I used to go to Ynot every Friday and just
hang out with prostitutes.” Alcohol can be a good
thing for some but not for everybody. If you
don’t want this person shaming you just better
leave them off your guest list.
5. Your friend that has a crush on your boo
Allow her to spend that day in house jeje, crying
over her loss. You don’t need somebody doing
sexy dance with your husband on the dance
floor all in the name of celebrating you. She or
he might even poison you by mistake.
6. That osho-free friend that likes to chop but
will not give you gifts
Mba! Notice should be placed around the venue
even broadcasted on the news, barring this
person from even the street of the venue. They
will complain about the rice, they will complain
about the salad all the while stuffing their
handbags with all the food and drinks they can
carry. Meanwhile, when you later confront them
on how they didn’t even drop one gift despite
being the one person that enjoyed the wedding
the most -even more than you – they’ll ask you:
“Ehen, people used to give gifts. I didn’t know o! I
thought it was the other way around.”
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7. Your racist or tribalistic relative
“Yoruba people are this, Yoruba people are
that.” “See all the 419 omo nna spraying
money.” Nah, you don’t need to be hearing that.
You might also want to ban this people from
home after you are married unless you want
someone calling your kids “okoro” in the name
of joke.
8. Your uncle’s father’s brother’s aunty that
knew you before you were conceived
You know, that relatives you only see at burials
in the village? The ones that keep reminding you
of how their great grandfather is related to your
great grandmother’s mother’s sister’s
grandfather. The relationship is so far we are
not even related. Sorry, no invite for you. No one
needs your family history storytelling at my
wedding.
9. Your boss that refused to give you two weeks
off for honeymoon
“A wedding is just a day’s event,” he tells you.
“You go in, you get out. You can even come
back to work if it were during the week.” Slave-
driver, please stay away.
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10. Your bitterly divorced friend
Nah, you don’t need that long regretful face
spoiling all your wedding pictures. Or someone
reminiscing about how their wedding day was
their happiest day until it wasn’t. Not today,
Satan.
11. Your landlord (especially if you still owe
rent)
Don’t even try yourself. Landlord, will just sit
down and be taking stock of everything at the
reception. “He can afford Dom Perignon on every
table but he cannot afford rent.” “Ah-ah, buffet!
okay now.” Be ready to get a rent increase in
the next two months. |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by osec007(m): 5:21pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
@OP ,your post is nice ,but can you pls make it more comfortable to read. |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by osec007(m): 5:21pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
@OP ,your post is nice ,but can you pls make it more comfortable to read,its too jam packed. |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by carboblanko(m): 5:27pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
; Hilarious! But please paragraph appropriately next time for an easy read. |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by Greatzeus(m): 5:55pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
@Op where are the eleven people?,all I see is just some bunch of words packed together like sardine. |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
arrange your work |
Re: 11 People You Should Definitely Not Invite To Your Wedding by Hector723(m): 7:54pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
Op u 4 try arrange dis ur copy and paste post small nah |
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