WHAT I SAW IN WAEC EXAM SCRIPTS IN MARKED TODAY
Q2 (a) (i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).
This is an actual answer given by a student: 1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow!
2. Goats give soup perfume especially the boy goat but sheep don't give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.
9). The goat cry pobebe pobeee but sheep cries berh berh.
If you were to be examiner, and you come across such a script, what will you do?

Sounds like what Naijaboiy will write

Wah dah heck is dat!!! ......i must locate dat person.....i mean it!!! Lyk wah dah f**ck is dat sh!!t