A drunk was running sluggishly towards home with his very precious small bottle of beer tucked in his trousers' back pocket when he suddenly stumbled and fell backward breaking the bottle. Immediately he felt something cold running down his leg, , disappointedly, he raised his hands up to pray; "OH LORD! PLEASE LET IT BE BLOOD

instead of the precious wine

lol   he had rather be hurt what a
alcoholic

lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few articles. His arm is not himself, & I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an o, ffense committed by his limb." "Well," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses" the lawyer quickly detached the rubber hand from his client's body and handed it over.

;d ;d

Fanx buddies glad to be back. Missed y'all.

CuteAngel:

A drunk was running sluggishly towards home with his very precious small bottle of beer tucked in his trousers' back pocket when he suddenly stumbled and fell backward breaking the bottle. Immediately he felt something cold running down his leg, , disappointedly, he raised his hands up to pray; "OH LORD! PLEASE LET IT BE BLOOD

kai! lol

Welcum back from cloud 9

Cutie, I've seen no mail of yours for long o

Welcum back from cloud 9

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tnx din't want to come back, its paradise up there - u know

romsky:

wia u bin waka go bifor Angela?

I been dey do training for cloud 9.

[quote author=Ben20001 link=topic=318817.msg4475855#msg4475855 date=1251987297]
Cutie, I've seen no mail of yours for long o

Sorry sweetie was damn too busy, try and understand. will make it up, lets meet at our usual spot later.

I've changed now o, no more Etal, It's now Kingston Joe.

No need to worry i can handle that.

hehe

him broda

dat can not identify wiff you

Abeg nor mind dem

hey cutie! wud u b against it if a charmin' man like moi tries to make u happy?

Charming ke! last time i checked i mistook you for a chimp

kai! *run as fast i could, gets a cloth to cover my face* this girl don finish me

make una see Ben dey rap woman!

bu ha ha !

uhm. . . . . .
interesting,so the guy no wan lose hin kaikai


its good to be back

Sauceman how far na? where u loss go?

Them be arrest am b4

erm. . . .erm . . . . .i'll be right bak

I hail o