Please Nairalanders,
One of my friends birthday comes up very soon and i'm contemplating on what to give her(I mean something funny). What do u think is really funny to present to someone on a bday, most especially a lady?

A pack of Condom

try getting her actual sizes and get her a set of undies

i guess a tooth brush will be ok. cos i knw she must
have a stinky and a provokable mouth odor

Undies, ladies love that.,., n it must be testd right infront of me to know if it actually fits her

@ Donsponky
How do you know she has a mouth odour, have you kissed her before?

The smell around the place is zooming from her mouth na

Hmm

@BEN2001
U must be drinking and smoking

He so much love it

Are u confusd

No she is mufused

very correct. mufutua Mungu

very sexy name, u can coin it mufy mungy.

na person name be this?

See wetin u turn this thread to,

pele its called creativity

Cr8ivity abi DV8itivity?

Nor fex
@ topic: you can buy her a Love Machine.

Help me buy am from that same place u get urs. I go refund u

meekas:

Cr8ivity abi DV8itivity?

lol all of d aboce  

@Topic
wrap boli wit ekpa (groundnut) 4her am sure she will lyk it  
or u give her d battery of which-ever fone she use   jst d battery only

meekas:

Help me buy am from that same place u get urs. I go refund u

Lol so she too uses it LMAO!!!

She always complained about Meekas not satisfying her so i tot buying the Love Machine will make her happy.

[td]wrap boli wit ekpa (groundnut) 4her am sure she will lyk it Undecided
or u give her d battery of which-ever fone she use Grin jst d battery only[/td]

Na u make sense small, Can anybody beat this? Keep it coming

buy her a star