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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by ikorodureporta: 7:06am On Jun 30, 2016

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by pippimp(m): 7:07am On Jun 30, 2016

irondome:

Must everything be about GEJ and PMB.

And for the records, the mess in the banking sector started with Soludo era, pre-2010 and Jonathan regime. Sanusi inherited an already sick banking sector when he became the CBN governor in 2009.

And the guy soludo replaced would say the same thing. That he also inherited a sick banking system. To solve a problem, you need to understand the genesis. The genesis of Nigeria's problem is untraceable.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by deb(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016

irondome:

Must everything be about GEJ and PMB.

And for the records, the mess in the banking sector started with Soludo era, pre-2010 and Jonathan regime. Sanusi inherited an already sick banking sector when he became the CBN governor in 2009.

And when Sanusi tried to make it better Jonathan kicked him out for being honest

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by henryhemon(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Odunharry(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016

Lmao... Open it small

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Aspireahead(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2016

yemajiteru:
How loan collection cum be post wey suppose dy FP.... No b human being dy collect loan

you need a new sense of humour.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Luckymay(f): 7:10am On Jun 30, 2016

Lol @cant u open it small. The guy is a comedian.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Reference(m): 7:12am On Jun 30, 2016

You really know when the recession has no light at the end of the tunnel, when banks completely cease to offer credit. The freezing of the banks is what the government must avoid at all costs. There is no reason and no excuse for this. They can reverse TSA for a fixed period called 'stimulus' and compel them to repay with interest when the cycle is over.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Reference(m): 7:15am On Jun 30, 2016

pippimp:

And the guy soludo replaced would say the same thing. That he also inherited a sick banking system. To solve a problem, you need to understand the genesis. The genesis of Nigeria's problem is untraceable.

The problem stares you in the face day after day. Nigerians do not work, donot create, donot produce.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by hexy40: 7:21am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

na Jonathan dey give loan?

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by pippimp(m): 7:22am On Jun 30, 2016

Reference:

The problem stares you in the face day after day. Nigerians do not work, donot create, donot produce.

That is not the problem. The problem is the thought process. Nigerians are one of the hardest working people in the world. Problem is, they are hard at work doing the wrong things and thinking in the wrong manner.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by sekundosekundo: 7:22am On Jun 30, 2016

[quote author=deb post=47058807]
And when Sanusi tried to make it better Jonathan kicked him out for being honest
And after GEJ kicked him out, you made him your Emir. What reform has he really brought to you people Apart from kidnapping and impregnating little children.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Bistech(m): 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016

I wonder o! Maybe they're blind

dammytosh:
SMEs can not get loans when the big boys have borrowed and used Federal Govt to buy the loan at a loss to the banks through AMCON.

They borrow money for business and go to USA TO buy properties. The amazing thing is that instead of the brain dead youths to see what is morally wrong with that action and the timing, the argument was "Is that a mansion ?"

Yet their idea died because of lack of funds yet they are the ones screaming 'Tyrant'

You support people who kill the economy , who borrowed from the bank and refuse to pay until banks sack workers to be able to survive.

Yet they scream LEAVE CORRUPTION and face ECONOMY.

As if they are under spell.

'Awon oponu ayirada'

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016

The banking sector was ruined the day Buhari implemented the TSA policies.

Banks all over the world give loans to big business and when these businesses fail to return funds, they are closed in on, that has been happening in Nigeria and will always happen. The current lock down in the economy is purely a creation of Gen Diktator. There is simply no funds

CBN has increased the MPR over 3 times in the last 1 year, and the aim of that is to reduce cash flow. You all kept quiet cos as usual Zombies never follow stories that don't start with corruption or GEJ or IPOD

This government needs to go to school. Those who have eyes are doing the needful while you are drooling over the delusions of utopia you feel Buhari has for you

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by ruffDiamond: 7:25am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

yes God bless Pmb o I will never support criminality in the name of survival and the pursuit of wealth ,Nigerian too dey get criminal mind sad

no b small thing .I urge my President...

to use iron hand to bend everyone into line to be patriotic and be truly law abiding as obtained in other sane clime .the long years of unbridled lawlessness and flagrant impunity has hardened most Nigerian to believe corruption is impossible to do away with again Allah bless and protect pmb

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Adesiji77: 7:30am On Jun 30, 2016

UBA suspending loans since 1888 AD cheesy

#NoWahalaLoan

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by blazetitov: 7:34am On Jun 30, 2016

Adesiji77:
UBA suspending loans since 1888 AD

#NoWahalaLoan

No wahala loans brought great wahala to the bank's books. NPL ratio was as high as mount Everest.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Progressive01(m): 7:39am On Jun 30, 2016

dammytosh:
SMEs can not get loans when the big boys have borrowed and used Federal Govt to buy the loan at a loss to the banks through AMCON.

They borrow money for business and go to USA TO buy properties. The amazing thing is that instead of the brain dead youths to see what is morally wrong with that action and the timing, the argument was "Is that a mansion ?"

Their idea died because of lack of funds yet they are the ones screaming 'Tyrant'

You support people who kill the economy , who borrowed from the bank and refuse to pay until banks sack workers to be able to survive.

Yet they scream LEAVE CORRUPTION and face ECONOMY.

As if they are under spell.

'Awon oponu ayirada'

God bless you.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by nobsalis: 7:41am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by castrokins(m): 7:45am On Jun 30, 2016

With The Follow Up Question "you can't even open it small", It's Hard Not To Believe Dr. Dre Is A Nairalander.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nbote(m): 7:48am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

D mere fact dat U and ur likes always try to make everything about PMB or GEJ says a lot about u as a pesin. Ur country is in recession and d govt takes one step forward and a couple more backwards with policies implementation and reversals... A pesin who gives excuses neva really gets anything done

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by obailala(m): 8:06am On Jun 30, 2016

irondome:

Must everything be about GEJ and PMB.

And for the records, the mess in the banking sector started with Soludo era, pre-2010 and Jonathan regime. Sanusi inherited an already sick banking sector when he became the CBN governor in 2009.

The mess in the banking sector predated Soludo's era. Soludo stepped in an did a lot of restructuring and clean up, Sanusi also stepped in and did his part of the cleanup but up till date, the mess is even still monumental.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by no1madman(m): 8:06am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

Have u measured it?

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by fairheven: 8:11am On Jun 30, 2016

irondome:

Must everything be about GEJ and PMB.

And for the records, the mess in the banking sector started with Soludo era, pre-2010 and Jonathan regime. Sanusi inherited an already sick banking sector when he became the CBN governor in 2009.

and if Soludo didn't recapitalise those banks to the tune of 25billion, you think Sanusi would have any bank left for his so called sanitizing?
what Sanusi did was a "storm in tea cup"
he Created unnecessary panick in the industry.. and ended up damaging confidence in the system,for example the share holder of those banks where more than capable of injecting enough capital to spur the banks, and if he didn't have ulterior motive which to victimize some interest and groups, that would have been the ideal things to do.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by tayo200(m): 8:26am On Jun 30, 2016

lol

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Lanretoye(m): 8:51am On Jun 30, 2016

cracking one...lol

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Duru009(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

what has buhari done in sanitising the banks. U are just very funi. Is the loss of thousand jobs in the bankin sector the sanity.
Where did u keep ur brain?

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Duru009(m): 8:53am On Jun 30, 2016

joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

what has buhari done in sanitising the banks. U are just very funi. Is the loss of thousand jobs in the bankin sector the sanity.
Where did u keep ur brain?

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Pdizzle(m): 8:57am On Jun 30, 2016

reportnaijanews:
Dr. Dre needs money and decided to ask his bank for a small loan... on Twitter today. See what happened between him and UBA bank. Hilarious!

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/06/hilarious-conversation-between-uba-and.html

cc lalasticlala

You should at least get the full thread, still way funnier at the end.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by olaniyi0(m): 9:00am On Jun 30, 2016

Taryur3:
Please. ..Hu can help on how I can change my username....I want to use my real igbo name pls.

madman, im dey use yoruba name cover face.

Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 9:03am On Jun 30, 2016

lol @ open it small.
Sounds a whole lot sensual...hahahahahahaha

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Adesiji77: 9:12am On Jun 30, 2016

blazetitov:

No wahala loans brought great wahala to the bank's books. NPL ratio was as high as mount Everest.

You are "mouthed"! cheesy

@Kachisbarbie...it is too early this morning for that kain talk o cheesy

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