Comedy of errors :

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read:
'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I can't wait to see u.

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A 16 year old boy asks his Mom: "Mom, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ??. . The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way" . . The boy turns 17 & one day he faints. His Mom takes him to the hospital & the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart". Being the child On the stretcher the child Says, "did he tell you I'm going to die? . Mom Starts crying" The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home& on his bed was a letter his mom had left him. The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me what was i giving you on your 18th birthday & didn't know what to Answer you?? "I gave you my heart" take care of it and happy Birth day Son" The mother was dead coz she had to give up her heart to her son Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart... If you are touched plz broadcast this *if you don't love your MOTHER just ignore this but remember God is watching That's why MoM spelled upside down is WoW ! Send dis to 20 ppl. U'll be Happy forever. Don't Neglect. # I SENT This TO ALL MY CONTACTS BCOZ I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN THE WORLD.. : MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM MOM M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M M O M MOM
You love your mom, send dis msg to 3 groupz . mom will live for 100 years..
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I can't laugh alone

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother John, what brings you here? Is everything OK at home? He replied, yes o, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now.

man 4got to zip up his trouser , so a lady told him politely, sir, ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asked, Did u see my BIG BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smiled back and said noooo, just one small RICKETY KEKE-NAPEP with two flats tires !!! !Nice

cant stop laughin oo

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