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What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by bolaskyz: 1:55pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
I was coming back from work recently all suited up and I took a commercial bus (danfo). The conductor was getting really rude with everybody-even threatened to beat up some of the passengers. I also had my share of his ill-mannered verbal attacks. I was so angry I could hit him if he was my kid brother. Then it struck me. What if he decided to carry out his threat and hit someone-infact if I were the one he hitted, what would I do (all dressed the way I was)? What would u do if it is you? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by Ben13: 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
I wouldn't enter a danfo in the first place |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by candylips(m): 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
danfo is for poor people |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by tytylayor: 3:12pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
ben wetin be dat? @candylips, pele o richman, where u hear dat one? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by folly69(m): 3:17pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go. So as to your question i will definately fight back. |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by bolaskyz: 5:32pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
folly69 i feel u. but i seem not to understand why the other posters said danfo is for poor people. What if it pays me at times to park my car at home and come via public transport for personal reasons?, what if i don't have a car yet cos it's not my priority? I feel that car ownership isn't a reasonable yardstick for measuring affluence, infact the term 'rich' is very relative. |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by folly69(m): 10:17am On Sep 08, 2009 |
Dont mind these guys, dont forget y r in the joke section so u will definately find clowns in it. |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by holydemon: 10:24am On Sep 08, 2009 |
I would bring out a knife and stab him to death. |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by segunpc(m): 11:09am On Sep 08, 2009 |
na survival of the fittest o |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by Ben13: 11:18am On Sep 08, 2009 |
wetin the poster dey yarn |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by sylve11: 11:45am On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ben-10: But Ben, why the lie |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lbotus(f): 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
i tire oo. him wey all the drivers know.he even get special seat |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by bashydemy(m): 4:20pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
turn the other ear to am as jesus said if dem slap your right ear make u turn the left |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by Abbeycity4(f): 4:30pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
LMAO!!! Ben-10:kai!! u? i hate lies folly69: wow!! i loff dat! do u knw wat? i hate pretendance. unliyk sm fifu hia it has happened to dem b4 o! infact d condustor slaped dem self but dey wnt say it E.g _________ |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:39pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
folly69: You can lie candylips: i feel u jo! Ben-10: Na waka u sabi abi? Moses |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by clemcykul(f): 3:05pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
i have a jeep, so using a public transport is uncalled for |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by D1KeleVra(m): 3:45pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
abeg because ur wheelbarrow get 4 tyre n u put 4WD stick no mean say na jeep |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
lol *packs bicycle, and pinch's his cheeks* must u expose me? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by D1KeleVra(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
ah! i nor know say my mic dey on |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by CuteAngel(f): 4:02pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
kai |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by bydot1(m): 7:31pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
@Topic, am nt used to danfo anyway,.,., my brt no dey fail me |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by candylips(m): 9:30pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
e easy |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 10:02pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
folly69:guy u be benbella? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by CrazyMan(m): 10:42pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
Lysaa what's the meaning of benbella? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by CrazyMan(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
Lysaa what's the meaning of benbella? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 10:48pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
benbella is a naija comic xter with lotsa stunts n swiftly escapes death. . heard of Nick Carter? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
I don't know benbela. . . stop lying babe |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by CrazyMan(m): 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
@lysaa. Nope please explain more. |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by candylips(m): 9:43am On Sep 11, 2009 |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 9:47am On Sep 11, 2009 |
abeg make una free me. candy sup?whats with today for u? |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by folly69(m): 9:54am On Sep 11, 2009 |
benbela ke?lysaa na wah for u oooo |
Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 9:56am On Sep 11, 2009 |
the truth is bitter |
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