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17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(m): 7:35pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako this thread is dedicated to all Lagos brought up Ajepakoss like me... 1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one. 3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW, ABEG? 4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian! 5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1". primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it? 6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” I can't forget this one The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us? 8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense. 9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi? e mean say una village people No tall pass "house fly" 10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me? 11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain. 12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element.” Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. 15. “Born by mistake.” Ouch! 16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.” The most annoying answer to “what?” 17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.” lol When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere. lemme not say them all... OYA ADD YOURS cc: lalasticlala |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by SMSandEvents: 9:15am On Feb 09, 2017 |
Na ajebor yabs you dey use self. This one is straight from AJ. "Your guy name na tinini panana biko biko Wayin na sokoto baby na sokoto ina kpain" "I no know if na old you old or na wowo you wowo" "Your mess no sound peee, e no sound paaa. E sound tiiiingozi" "You mess, eba fly fence" 1 Like
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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by mynuel(m): 3:07pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
lol....op you just reminded me of you dey craze, you dey mad, you go marry okpolor, okpolor go give you belle. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by itzmoni(m): 11:59pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Ellyne(f): 10:27am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Your black shit like devil bible
As you thin reach,half of your nyash cover river Niger |
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