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What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4 - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early. 1 Like
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Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Mologi(m): 11:32am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Hilarious |
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by TyrantInAsoRock: 11:32am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Ha haaaaaa Up red tha devil |
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by queenoflafia(f): 11:42am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Zlatan na doro something o |
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by fortune1894(m): 11:55am On Jul 03, 2016 |
Na so Ibra is a really proud fellow |
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by zlatan10(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
20million+ fans for Manchester United #ZLATAN |
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