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What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 03, 2016
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

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Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Mologi(m): 11:32am On Jul 03, 2016
Hilarious
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by TyrantInAsoRock: 11:32am On Jul 03, 2016
Ha haaaaaa


Up red tha devil
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by queenoflafia(f): 11:42am On Jul 03, 2016
Zlatan na doro something o
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by fortune1894(m): 11:55am On Jul 03, 2016
Na so
Ibra is a really proud fellow
Re: What You Never Knew About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by zlatan10(m): 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
20million+ fans for Manchester United #ZLATAN

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