Picking on men jokes

Q:What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A:Shoot him again.

Q:Why do little boys whine?
A:Because they are practicing to be men.

Q:What do you call a handcuffed man?
A:Trustworthy.

Q:What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A:You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.

Q:Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A:Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q:Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A:To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q:Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A:Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q:What is the difference between men and women , ?
A:A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q:How does a man keep his youth?
A:By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.

Q:How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A:Rename the folder to "Instruction Manuals".


You could add more to this.

He he he very funny

Damn, that girl is so bloody mean

Hey Oracle! Are we having 'The Male Ego' coming into play here

ORACLE READ ON

1. Men are like , Laxatives . , They irritate the
crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas , The older they get,
the less firm they are.
3. Men are like , Weather . Nothing can be done
to change them.
4. Men are like , Blenders You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth,
& they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like , Commercials , You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like[b] Department [/b] Stores , Their clothes
are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take
soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn , They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms , You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
12. Men are like , Lava Lamps , Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
13 Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.