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18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
1. When you suddenly see cartons of juice and you know visitors are coming. (Its going down) 3 Likes
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:18pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
2. When your mother starts bringing out food you’ve never seen in the house before. (Wow! Is it like that?) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:24pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
3. When you touch something in the fridge and hear “IT’S FOR THE GUESTS!” (Chai! is it fair?) 2 Likes
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:28pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
4. When your mother wakes you up to clean your room before the visitors come. (Is it my room they came to visit?) 2 Likes
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:30pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
5. Your mother, bringing out the special cutlery reserved for only visitors: (Untouchable by anyone else) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
6. When you hear the visitors arrive and you pretend to be asleep so you don’t have to go and greet. (I don't have the strenght abeg) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:37pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
7. When your parents want you to still dress properly just to come outside and greet. (Abeg, na by force) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
8. You and your siblings, greeting them in the presence of your parents: (Before they start the 'you don't know how to greet' talk) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
9. How your parents see you as soon as the visitors enter the house: (Their unofficial waiter for the day) 3 Likes
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:47pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
10. Your parents face, when you linger in the parlour a little too long: (See ehn, u had better leave before i close my eyes) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:51pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
11. When your parents that just finished insulting you start praising you in front of their visitors. (Iffa hear, wasn't I a lazy boy some minutes ago) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
12. How your mother looks at you when the visitor offers you out of their food: (That eye be like, u wan't to die) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:56pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
13. You, waiting in your room for the visitors to leave your house. (These ones should do and go joor)
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 10:57pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
14. When the visitors come with their children and you have to entertain them. (God, why today?)
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 11:00pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
15. When your parents start acting fake nice to you in their visitor’s presence. (Ah, since when?)
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 11:02pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
16. When the visitors are about to wash their own dishes and your mother tells them to leave it for you. (Hian, as they want to wash it nko?) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 11:04pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
17. How you feel when they finally leave: (Thank you God) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 11:06pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
18. When your mother decides to “help you keep” the money they dashed you. (You know its gone forever) 1 Like
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Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Obi88(m): 11:14pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
I d sense fp. I don buy this land shaa |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Samzack(m): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
nyc |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Kingsley10000: 6:02am On Jul 05, 2016 |
quite hilarious ..... |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by wittyt98(m): 6:38am On Jul 05, 2016 |
; D |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Nobody: 6:56am On Jul 05, 2016 |
I remember my favorite visitors back in the days. whenever they come visiting, my late mum will be gisting her friend in the living room while I will be entertaining her friend's daughter in my room simultaneously. hmmm |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 8:43am On Jul 05, 2016 |
alexistaiwo:Your favourite visitor because of the daughter involved abi?.....y must u even entertain her in your room?....Bro, God knows your number ooo. lol |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
allytinted:holier than thou.... are you holy? |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by allytinted: 2:10pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
alexistaiwo:Yes! Why? Because I dont entertain my mum's friend daughter in my room.....simultaneously. GBAM. |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by faruz: 3:42pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lol... op, 1 can of orijin for u.. |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Arebay(m): 5:23pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Used to dread that moment esp family from the village...they act like they own the place |
Re: 18 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Their Parents Having Visitors Over by Masterman619(m): 8:52pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
number 18 be like asking a cat to guard a rat |
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