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How Nigerians And Others React To The Non-sighting Of The Moon / Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like / Hilarious Post About Sighting Of The Moon (2) (3) (4)
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Nigeria Politics And The Non Sighting Of The Moon by Glorealluv(m): 5:10pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
*THE NON-SIGHTING OF THE MOON* -The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive *INEC* -The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow. *Abuja Federal High Court* -The sighting of the moon has been altered. A moon sighting committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation). *Senate* -The moon has already been sighted tomorrow. *Lai Mohammed* -The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo. *Patrick Obahiagbon* -The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. *Fayose* -We will create another moon for Nigerians. *APC* -Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. *Presidency* -We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons *Niger Delta Avengers.* -We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky. *Boko Haram* -Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We already have evidence. *EFCC* -We have several designs of the moon for sale. *China* -We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. *US* #Gloreal |
Re: Nigeria Politics And The Non Sighting Of The Moon by Heshei: 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
okay |
Re: Nigeria Politics And The Non Sighting Of The Moon by eruemuefe(m): 8:19pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
Glorealluv:So what if the moon doesn't show? |
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