The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen.
David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on
Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in
Nigeria -Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say
-US
Abeg add your own I don taya!

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This is purely for the purposes of joke.

Mod. Kinly push to front page to lighten the mood we have found ourselves in this long holiday without money!

What a farce.

nice!!!