Crazy thing happened to me the other day, thot I should share it.

      In the middle of the night, I suddenly awake,
        A bit confused that the day is yet to break
    I look left and right trying to remember where I am,
  Then I look on the bed and only thing I can say is DAMN!

   I look at the lady lying next to me and she looks nothing like you,
              Amazingly, she’s naked too.
         I fall on the bed feeling like such a fool,
      She was an old friend, someone I knew from school.
  We had a bit too much to drink and never thought it’ll go that far,
      Next thing I knew, we were handling at the back of the bar.

   I turn to the lady on my right and stir at her large breasts,
               Chei! She is truly blessed!

   I remember I don’t get to see you for another two hours or so.
           I hope you don’t catch me in this situation.
          But I simply can’t help my condition,
   As I tap her on the rear and ask her to assume the position.

mikelx, I feel u, but guy, easyooooooo

U remind of a playa called M, John Obi.
And u still have the guts to say u're staying true to her?
Jesus, this is >>>

what i meant was stay true to yourself, don't let noone bring u down, Anyway, I know I messed up but stuff like that won't happen again. i feel bad knowing I betrayed her trust.

we all feel bad after sin,
that's if our heart is in that good state,
vow to be good,
but we remain human.
u're human my friend,
just but be good enough to let us know the next episode.

i dont even know what to say to you
how can u stay true when ur not satisfied with one?
please i need to know

Nkechi, wat do u want to know. Its obvious that the guy is player

Nkechi, I love my woman and that's most important. I admit that sometimes I get carried away, but I'm only being human. Most people cheat, some just refuse to admit it. It's important not to let it get out of hand.