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Funny News Headlines About Moon Sighting As Nigerians Would Have Seen by kuresamuel(m): 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose We will create another moon for Nigerians -APC Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons -NDA We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky -Boko Haram Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. -The US govt Happy preparation for Eid-l-fitr.. |
Re: Funny News Headlines About Moon Sighting As Nigerians Would Have Seen by kuresamuel(m): 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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