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RAMADAN MOON Reasons Not Sighted Yet. by marvelito: 8:31am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Non sighting of the Ramadan
Moon. Somebody is to blame. I
went round today and intervied
the following relevant bodies.
Here are their reasons. Lol.
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
……………………………….
The sighting of the moon has
been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court ……………………………….
The moon has already been
sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
……………………………….
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
……………………………….
We will create another moon for
Nigerians
-APC ……………………………….
We will blew up the moon and
we will blow up more moons
-NDA
……………………………….
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
……………………………….
If only Nigerians have given me
a second chance, sighting of the
moon would have been made easier.
- GEJ
……………………………….
The inability to sight the moon
was all because the last
administration was clueless -PMB
……………………………….
Due to none sighting of the
Moon, the Board of the Ulamas
has been dissolved.
-Presidency ……………………………….
Those responsible for the
missing moon will soon be
apprehended and charged
accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC ……………………………….
The sighting of the moon was
not altered; a committee will be
set-up to be headed by Sen.
David Mark (Chairman Senate
committee on Observation) -Senate
……………………………….
They saw the moon but hid the
information, a grand plan to
elongate sallah holiday and
Islamise Nigeria - CAN
……………………………….
The problem of non-sighting of
the moon will be a thing of the
past as more troops have been
deployed to the moon-site -Buratai
……………………………….
The anomally in the crescentic
illumna of the moon in the
atmospheric galaxy is
tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
……………………………….
We are studying the situation
on moon sighting imbroglio, we
may direct workers to go strike if govt fails to declare additional
work free days
- NLC
……………………………….
I will obtain an injunction to
restrain the moon, its agents, servants or privies from
appearing pending the hearing
of the motion on notice.
- Femi Falana
……………………………….
We may seek for perpetual injunction so that Muslim can
continue with the fasting till
eternity
- Pastor Oritsajefor
……………………………….
International Conspiracy We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit
……………………………….
We know where the moon is
but we dont want to say.
-US ……………………………….
Buhari must give account of the
missing moon because we left
the moon in office.
-PDP
............................... We are grateful to Allah for
hiding the Moon; this means
fasting will be elongated and
our husbands will remain
faithful for longer.
-Association Of Nigerian Wives. ................................
GEJ did not handover the moon
when he left the office and that
is why the new government is
working all day and night to
find the moon. - APC supporters
................................
Abeg add your own I don taya! |
Re: RAMADAN MOON Reasons Not Sighted Yet. by dauntless15(m): 8:32am On Jul 06, 2016 |
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