1. When u say mummy am sorry, and she replies "sorry for yourself"

2. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party

3. When she takes the D.S.T.V remote to work just to punish you

4. When you tell her you are going to a friends house and she asks, when last did your friend come here to play wit you?

5. When she beats you and warn you not to cry. She be like "if i hear peem, you will hear ween!"

6. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper

7. When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still dont want you to change the channel

8. When she tell you, "i didnt kill my mother so u will not kill me".

9. When you say mummy i took 2nd in my class and she replies "the person that took 1st has two heads abi"?

10. When she calls you from your room upstairs and sends you back upstairs to bring her purse

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Very true