Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

Not bad.

of course am nt & i wnt

wat happened? are u lost or smthing

No I'm not.

hi

no dey hi m i beg

20+18+25=60 that luke na bad guy wish won come be say him never add them up mean say him won take the pa.

which kin maths be this

that man is a wife/joy killer

no mind that man i guess he is seeing someone else younder than his wife luke na bad guy now

una sure say no be by.dot be this luke man wey dem dey talk so? if not why him dey sad as i live that comment? maybe na him sister be the lady sha.

bashy_demy:

20+18+25=60 that luke na bad guy wish won come be say him never add them up mean say him won take the pa.

Olodo na em u b! simple maths u no knw  wia is d remaining 3

i tire o

bashy_demy:

una sure say no be by.dot be this luke man wey dem dey talk so? if not why him dey sad as i live that comment? maybe na him sister be the lady sha.

no dot na tiny Mark.

Ok. Thanks for telling me.

lysaa, u no well o

taught as much.

hmmm

Baxilexi:

hmmm

say something

Put hand inside him mouf

when you add them up, do let candylip knw

did she tell u she has a problem with math?

this is so out of usual, u come online on saturdays? how are u?

I needed to complete an assignment given to me by my gurlfriend. let's chat

can't chat onhere till i get home. wouldn't want to distract u so ur girlfriend shouldnt fling u out

I hear u