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The Dead Man And The Angel by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jul 10, 2016
A man died and immediately he find himself in the front gate of heaven. As he was about to crossed the gate, an angel appeared and blocked the way. This is their conversation...
Angel: You are not welcome,go to hell where you belong.
Man: Why?
Angel: When you are on earth you tell lies a lot,and the word of God says all liars will go to hell.
Mansadlaugh),I am not a liar compare to one man down on earth.
Angel: Who is he?
Man: He is known as lie,a.k.a.mr liar and infact a born liar that is why his parents named him lie because that have see that is destiny is to lie and that was why he became a professional liar in the business of telling lies. If you put 20 different microphones in his mouth he will tell 20 different lies to each of them.
Angel: Nawa o,Omase o! Lol.
Re: The Dead Man And The Angel by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
This was fuckîng daft and unbelievably dry!!!
Re: The Dead Man And The Angel by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2016
Fabulocity:
This was fuckîng daft and unbelievably dry!!!
what do you mean?
Re: The Dead Man And The Angel by hummerwise(m): 2:13pm On Jul 10, 2016
A very dull and arid joke....

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