1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped *He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped
2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped *He paid subsidy. you also clapped.
3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. *When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.
4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. *He returned military command back. You clapped
5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. *He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. *He has the office of the first lady. You clapped
7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped *$1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping
8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. *Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping.
9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. *Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping
10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. *Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. *Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped.
12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped. * Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped.

My Brother are you sure you are not a Zombie?

Can't stop laughing, Nigerians are the problem of themselves. Wait, the next thing they will say is to refer to GEJ.

not just zombie but walking dead.