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The Consequence Of Sleeping In Church by frostland(m): 1:03pm On Jul 12, 2016
While in church a lady dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped
out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "stand on your feet", so she jumped to her feet. She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the pastor stated, "One person is already up, Sister God bless you. Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: If you are a witch, stand up on your feet for deliverance!
WAHALA DON GAS O
Abi make sister siddon or continue to stand?, please advice!
Be careful, church is not your bedroom o....

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Re: The Consequence Of Sleeping In Church by phensbassey: 12:01am On Aug 29, 2016
if na me I go just do like say I wan waka go bathroom

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