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VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by prynsex(m): 12:11am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Here are some funny quotes you all
need to see..
Read below:-
1. “Some women’s legs are like
rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls
these days because each time you take
a piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in China
catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop
talking about inner beauty because we
don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a
man who text you “I miss you” only
when it’s raining. You are not an
umbrella”.
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if
she has more tattoos or piercings, you
can cheat on her. She is already used
to pain.”
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is
cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs draw
adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy
with the money he has hustled for,
than for a woman to deny you a hole
that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog
for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last
in bed with you for 2hours Your
level of selfishness demands a one
week crusade”.
9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has
not taken a picture with you before
just make that request and stop
forcing Photo Grid to bring you
together.”
10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He
took a rib from a man and created a
loudspeaker”.
11. ”If women think having their
period (menstruation) in a whole
month is a difficult task, they should
ask the men how difficult is it to
control an erected pen*s in public.”
12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym
but look physically fit because of
running from one man to another”
13. “When you kiss a girl from
another nationality, do it well because
you represent the whole country”
Which of the Quote do you like most?
Drop your Comments. 1 Like |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by SosaHD(m): 12:17am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Op organize dis it well naa |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by daewoorazer(m): 12:27am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Oh lawd, dat loudspeaker tin tho! Very true.. Or beta stil, hometheatres 1 Like |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by Vendoor(f): 12:59am On Jul 13, 2016 |
I don't just understand why this man enjoys attacking ladies sef |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by obiak4(m): 9:19am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Vendoor:Most of the quote are not his baba has no time for joke Except the gay trite against tony blaire |
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