• If you step on a nail and bleed, you might be ‘Bota,
If you step on a nail and BEND IT, you're ‘Paki!

• If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an envelope, you might be an ajebota...
But, if people refer to your folks as either "Iya-beji", "Mama-baby", "Mama-Chukwudi", or "Baa Lamidi", you are NOT ajebota!

• If you have your home periodically fumigated with scentless pest repellants so it's virtually roach and termite free, you might be an Ajebota....
But, if your aim with either your wraps of fufu or garri can nail a flying mosquito to the wall, you're an Ajepaki!

• If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota,...
But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Paki is level 5!

• If you have a borehole installed in your compound for year round water supply, you might be an Ajebota, ...
But if either you have a 'kanga' irrigation system or the middle of your head is hairless due to having logged over 65,000miles from hauling pails of water, you already know what you are.

• If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota,..
But if you use water to 'tamba' ya self, you're an Ajepaki!

• If you brush, rinse, gargle and floss, you just might be an Ajebota....
But if, after chewing your Pako,you can spit the pako-paste 40 yards, your pakiness is considered level 10!

• If you had underwear that had the elastic bands at the waistline, you could be an ajebota,....
But if your underwear looks like the flag of Ghana and has a drawstring, you're DEFINITELY PAKI!

• If you happened to have wandered into a neighborhood during Ileya and got amazed by the fact that people found ram-fights amusing, you might be an Ajebota, .....
But if YOU took the ram to fight after feeding it 'igbo', you are definitely a paki!

• If your home has sophisticated theft deterrent systems like barbed-wires, dogs, a camera and an alarm system, you just might be an Ajebota,....
But if people are scared to scale your fence because of widely spread rumors of your folks having installed a SHIGIDI' (whatever that is), you're an Ajepaki!

• If you go to a hair salon in Naija to get your do, you just might be a ‘bota,..
But if you and your 'onidiri' sit for six hours on an Apoti under a tree while she did your hair, you're PAKI!

• Finally, if you and your mate know what pre-intimacy means, you just might be a ‘bota,....
But if you try pre-intimacy with your woman and she replies impatiently: "Baa Karimu, E se' nte' se, E ye f'ori Omu si E', you are a PAKI!!
1 more 1 more..
If you either have a dry cleaner that picks up your family clothing and the returns them washed, ironed and folded, or maybe you personally take them there to get the same job done, or you have a washing machine in the house and maid who finalises the rest part, we’ll fit you into the AJEBOTA clan. But then, if you dey use one full iron bucket of OMO to soak your “cloth (plural for cloth in pidgin)”, den u spread untop concrete-slab for “super scrub” with Kongi soap to hustle that troublesome collar, dip in back & forth until e turn to milk colour, hand-squeeze am with your upper bodi facing 1 direction while d cloth face d opposite direction, snap and flap d cloth in mid-air like 15 times to discharge (remove) d wrinkles before u use “wooden peg” to hold am for back-yard rope or better yet, lay am over your corrugated iron fence, NNA MENNNNNNNNN, your PAKO level don nearly cross perfect 10!!!!!!!!

Op where do you fall ni

Dz z seriously funny. I need to copy and paste dz to my mum to make her smile



Tnx 0P. Buh which one sef fall into? With the way u type, na Pako e go be

greatbrian:
Dz z seriously funny. I need to copy and paste dz to my mum to make her smile



Tnx 0P. Buh which one sef fall into? With the way u type, na Pako e go be

UndisputedBosom:
Op where do you fall ni

No lies... Paki! but not more than level 2