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Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by itzmejerry(m): 6:01pm On Jul 19, 2016
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his
message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike
you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of
life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye that
you may not see the sufferings of this life
anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you
sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your
family members and all yours friends and
relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the annointing from God destroy
your church and kill all your church members
excluding me and my family in Jesus name
(Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should
be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Please keep laughing and forget the situation of Nigeria jare.
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by ClassCaptain(m): 6:03pm On Jul 19, 2016
Funny grin
but my probelms are bigger than the joke sad

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Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jul 19, 2016
Lmao
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by itzmejerry(m): 6:09pm On Jul 19, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Funny grin
but my probelms are bigger than the joke sad
you need T.B Joshua
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by Rayloverscrib: 6:13pm On Jul 19, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Funny grin

but my probelms are bigger than the joke sad

What problems do u have friend?
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Whatsapp by dillycool(f): 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2016

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