7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA

1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.

2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.

3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram

4. Look back for kidnappers

5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you!

6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani herdsmen with cattle

7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
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If after all these you still die,na from your village

Asin eeehhh

UndisputedBosom:
Asin eeehhh

Asin, I can't stop laughing

PeachyP:

Asin, I can't stop laughing

Should i come and stop you?

UndisputedBosom:



Should i come and stop you?

You can come, lol.
How you?

PeachyP:

You can come, lol. How you?

Me chillin n u

That's the exact reality in Niqeria oh, we can never be too careful...

UndisputedBosom:



Me chillin n u

Same

PeachyP:
Same

How ws ur day

UndisputedBosom:



How ws ur day

It was okay. Yours?

PeachyP:

It was okay. Yours?

U dnt seem happy...anyway whats the P in ur moniker stands for

UndisputedBosom:

Lol, no just tired.
I made it out of boredom, actually wanted it to be peachypie but the name was taken so shortened it to p.
How did you get yours

PeachyP:

Lol, no just tired.
I made it out of boredom, actually wanted it to be peachypie but the name was taken so shortened it to p.
How did you get yours

Bosom is actually my nickname, so i attached undisputed to give it a finishin touch....lol

UndisputedBosom:



Bosom is actually my nickname, so i attached undisputed to give it a finishin touch....lol

Lol, Bosom
Someone nicknamed me 'Peachy' too cause I tend to be over-excited and smiling most times

PeachyP:


Lol, Bosom
Someone nicknamed me 'Peachy' too cause I tend to be over-excited and smiling most times

I love smilin ladies cox they always look younger than their real age...lol

UndisputedBosom:



I love smilin ladies cox they always look younger than their real age...lol

Lol, it's kinda true. Bet you smile a lot too?

PeachyP:


Lol, it's kinda true. Bet you smile a lot too?

Oh my God, do u know me already lol....i will say that laughin is one of my hobbies

UndisputedBosom:



Oh my God, do u know me already lol....i will say that laughin is one of my hobbies

Lol, it's good. What are your other hobbies?

PeachyP:

Lol, it's good. What are your other hobbies?

Playin and watchin football...am supportin Arsenal though

UndisputedBosom:



Playin and watchin football...am supportin Arsenal though

Lol, don't know much about football

PeachyP:
Lol, don't know much about football

So what re ur hobbies

Gudmrnin tho

Nice 1 . Mc waka go comedy audio https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568

UndisputedBosom:



So what re ur hobbies


Gudmrnin tho

Hmm, watching movies and writing
How's your day?

PeachyP:

Hmm, watching movies and writing How's your day?

Was fine and yours?