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How Does Your Company's Policy(ies) Look Like by Opemiposi: 12:28pm On Sep 15, 2009
Hi Fellow Nairalanders,

Im just nominated as one of five-man committee to review our company's policies and we were given only one week to submit a comprehensive report or suggestion that is addition or substraction to the existing one. I would be grateful for your contribution(s). Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: How Does Your Company's Policy(ies) Look Like by Opemiposi: 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2009
Hi Fellow Nairalanders,

Im just nominated as one of five-man committee to review our company's policies and we were given only one week to submit a comprehensive report or suggestion that is addition or substraction to the existing one. I would be grateful for your contribution(s). Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: How Does Your Company's Policy(ies) Look Like by jaybee3(m): 2:46pm On Sep 18, 2009
Contributions on?
we don't work in your org neither do we have access to the policies you are meant to review so how da heck do u expect us to help you?
Re: How Does Your Company's Policy(ies) Look Like by canuck(m): 4:26pm On Sep 23, 2009
@ Poster

Your one-week deadline ended yesterday. . .So, what made it into the policy?

Here are a few suggestions (in addition to salary) for the compensation section of the policy:

1) Show-Up-For-Work Allowance - Paid daily for people who actually come to work, not just draw salary
2) Smiling-At-Work Pay - If you're having a bad day, you're doomed
3) Poise Pocketmoney - Your steppings and pose must be professional
4) Idea Stipend - Remember, there are no foolish ideas
5) Boss-Favourite Grant - You know those bastards get it anyway, so put it in the policy

I could go on, but let me stop here. . .You are most welcome  grin

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