if i rule the world everybody will be receiving 5 stroke of Cain every day.

but i do

ibkaye:

but i do

your own little world sey?

anitabest:

if i rule the world everybody will be[b] receiving 5 stroke of Cain every day[/b].

Let me be a lil mischievous

me understand 5 strokes of cain for the women

u mean the men too

hold though!! aint u female


ohhhhhhhhhh i see u mean CANE

@ op

People will be walking around with a smile on their face

Night vigil will be compulsory

nellaluv:

Night vigil will be compulsory

hmmm i go join u

@post
I will scrap naija election and handpick the president

i would outlaw mini skirt

I will close down twitter

I will ban war and fighting.
I will ban all forms of discrimination.

Kenny_G:

I will close down twitter

werin twitter do ya

@op

all those who want to close down twitter will walk around naked

amigoz will bathe me everyday

I will overturn the above rule in mi favour

IRTW I will make sure everyone can eat cake!!!

I will hang all treasury looters by their "goulies"

IRTW Africa will become the Worlds Food Basket

it would be a 4-day working week for everyone

^^Would absolutely love that with no change in remuneration tho!!

IRTW I will abolish visas

Oil price would be pegged at $10/bbl

If I ruled de world I wd hv different husbands : dwayne johnson. David beckham. Josein morinho. Drake. Chris brown. And many more. I wd murder all asians. I wd hv people dancing for me. I wd wear de latest dresses. I wd make myself a victoria secret model. I wd murder hugh hefner. I wd bring my late father back to life. I wd murder all de household witches nd possessed people in my family. I wd adopt a lot of indian kids. Protect de females a lot from rape. There wd be only one religion. Christianity. I wd hv my pictures on every magazine. A statue wd be made in my honour. My words wd be carved in stones for generations to see. I wd be de most beautiful woman in de world. I wd not hv let alexander de great to die. And troy too. My lineage. Wd be. De famous family everyone wd bow down to us. I wd fight against rape , beating,hulliganism,drugs. I wd eat wat I like. I wd be bathed in gold pieces made into fluid. My mother wd wear Gold and diamonds as her earring nd chain,de world wd be at my feet . I wd live long and old nd die gracefully with de whole world on a stand still ovation singing and calling my name. For two days. Happy me smilling in heaven,ok let me stop here nd not imagine too much