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In D State by bilms(op): 11:14am On Sep 17, 2009
one day in d united state, we started to hear noice from the other building and my cousin was like, this is unusual he called  911 to inform them about d noice in d other building and they came, they try to know whats going on inside but no one opened the door so they broke in, dey saw robbers in d house with guns threatening and they were all arrested,

after some weeks, we started to hear noice again and my cousin did d same, the police came, they did d same and they realise it was no war cos they where having  sex, lol


after some weeks, we had noice again and my cousin said i think we should live them alone, but i said what if they are in danger, well he called again and the police came,,, guess what?

d police broke in and crazy sex, lol, d wife accused my cousin, y are u so concern abt us, when ever we are having good time u call d police to interrupt, so we apoligise

so finally, we started to hear noice again and we all did nt care, just to wake up d next morning and saw d husband dead, and d wife crying, u should hv called the police, u should have called d police  .lol
Re: In D State by tytylayor: 8:02am On Sep 18, 2009
huu huu huu, so wat killed d husband?
Re: In D State by bilms(op): 10:17am On Sep 18, 2009
lol, he was sht when he tried to mstruggle with a robber.lol


i never go usa b4 oooooooooooo
Re: In D State by aristole(m): 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2009
msssshhhhh
Re: In D State by bilms(op): 5:32pm On Sep 19, 2009
lol
Re: In D State by kay9(m): 5:50pm On Sep 19, 2009
@bilms: olodo 7up cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: In D State by mamagee6(f): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2009
Lol.
Re: In D State by CrazyMan(m): 7:10pm On Sep 19, 2009
sad
Re: In D State by bydot1(m): 12:13am On Sep 20, 2009
stale
Re: In D State by bilms(op): 12:00pm On Sep 23, 2009
;d
Re: In D State by bashydemy(m): 9:49pm On Sep 23, 2009
@blims na so so liso u carry go US?
Re: In D State by bilms(op): 3:37am On Oct 08, 2009
u shut up,
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