THIS IS TO BRING TO THE NOTICE OF NAIRALANDERS THAT THERE IS A POSITION FOR A QUALIFIED CANDIDATE TO FILL IN MY ESTABLISHMENT.

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND JUST ELOPED WITH A MINISTER'S STEP SON AFTER INTRODUCING HER TO HIM.

I HERE BY SEEK FOR APPLICATION FROM A LADY WHO HAS THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES:

UNDERGRADUATE

SHE MUST BE VERSATILE

5 FT 8 ATLEAST

MUST BE ENTERPNEUSTIC WITH GOOD BUSINESS MIND

GOOD LOOKING AND HUMILITY WITH GOOD RAPPORT WITH OTHERS.

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES JUST POST YOUR REPLY HERE. IF YOU ARE SHORTLISTED, MY PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS WOULD BE EMAILED TO YOU.

THANK YOU

CEO (JK-BEACH VARIETY COMPANY)

Is this a joke or what?

What do you take nairaland ladies for?

Boyfriends shoppers?

SEUN PLEASE LOOK INTO THIS.

Ify,
this is an invitation to treat. If u not interested, you dont av 2 b harsh on me.

Naijacutee,
ow do u expect me to do that since am not GOD ?

Naijacutee,
ask life for a penny it would give. Ask for gold life is willing to give. Whatever you desire, aspire for it and u'll get it. Dont allow inferiority complex.

What an egotistic son of a . . . .

yicob,
you are the true son of your father. He did it in his youthful days and prospered, may you also prosper in your search for an employee. Please like how much will the salary be in a month, may be I can let u employ one of my friends, though I am also seaching
I HEREBY DECLARE MY INTENTION TO ALSO EMPLOY A DECENT LADY, FAIR IN COMPLEXION, A CHRISTIAN, GODLY AND RESPONSIBLE, HIGHLY DISCIPLINED AND HEAVEN MINDED, 5.8 Ft tall, graduate or undergraduate may apply , PLS SHOW YOUR INTEREST BY SENDING YOU RESUM TO THE email address shown below:
hephzijohn@yahoo.co.uk
Send ur application not later than two weeks from the day of advert

rubbish some of you guys just take girls as commodities.

@yicop u looking 4 the right female company on NAIRALAND but they limited so keep searching.Hope u find one.Am sure u didn't pay ur dues and give her entittlement and insentives that's y she left ur company 4 good!

atleast am not the only one with a vacancy now. somebody else has pasted his own desires here. for those of you that think is rubbish, continue your luku luku until i get married to a ,

@ toniaslim,

nobody took you as commodity ore do you take yourself to be that and let me pay your price?


@ naijacutee,,

some gals have startes submitting their application, but seems you have all the qualities so am waiting for you application or dont you think it would be a perfect match?

Why not put a billboard at the front of ur company or ur house and you see lots of gurls dancing in.i think thats a good idea

Or you can register with google adwords, so that you get a wider, more contextual reach for your adverts. Its only a few dollars per click

@ naijacutee,

uh uh. after doing a psychological interview for those that submitted their application, i saw that none of them worth being the girlfiend of a cute chap like me so i still await the application of ladies like you.

nonsense are girls for employment or for sale?

"Trust me, I like the other girls am not worh being the girlfriend of a cute chap like you either "


@ NAIJACUTEE,


IT PAINS ME YOU DONT KNOW I APPRECIATE YOUR QUALITIES SO MUCH TO THE EXTENT THAT I WOULD NT MIND ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO MY HONORABLE SIDE. WELL INVIEW OF THAT I CHECKED YOUR PROFILE, AFTER SEEING YOUR PICTURE I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A SHORT ACCOLADE FOR YOU.

THE PRINCESS CALLED NAIJACUTEE

"Treading all alone in the jungle

Seeking hope but all seem lost

All I could hear and feel

Are great water drops dribbling

Falling like orange or mango

Is this how hard a true lover is easy to come by?

I wouldnt know, but kept moving

Moving with desirations and aspirations

Eyes fixed on little ants filing out of the wood with crumbs

In an orderly manner without thoughts

Where am coming from I only know

But where am heading to I dont know

I beseech God to lead aright

In the thunderous jungle of human nature

Filled with trials

Looking up in the sky

I saw a lady with the eyes of a dove at the riverside

And legs like pillars of marble on a socket of gold

With whom I saw the qualities a man needs in a lady

With a gentle voice she called my name

Showing me the aces of success empowerment

Which made me believe in myself as a Gem

Getting close to her to hear her name

And have a hug from someone who saved me from unclear visions

But she went up into the stars

I followed suite to get glimpse

Then she turned into a Golden Strip

Boldly written a.k.a NAIJACUTEE IN ME YOU FIND THE ACES

Since truly I found the aces

My watchword became:


If NAIJACUTEE remains the only one i can think of,

Let me think excessively till my eyes close forever!!!"




wow! people, dont you appreciate it ?

@yicob
i don't take myself as one but i think its insultive to put a price tag on a lady 

no one is placing a price tag on you. or do u hav one at ur neck?

Try d GURL next DOOR

jaybaby av u forgotten u re the girl net door?

Focus, yicob, focus. Women dont like it when a man is turning his head here and there at the sight of beautiful Nairalanders.

Gridlock:

Focus, yicob, focus. Women don't like it when a man is turning his head here and there at the sight of beautiful Nairalanders.

gridlock,

who told you i have no focus.
am just trying to appreciate.

@yicob

Thank God you have a little "well composed" should i say poem?

In your head sitting squarely on your shoulder. I pitied the disqualified applicants, they should have been day dreaming by now. A GREAT PITY .

uh . .well the nairaland you never know . .wtf?

@yicob
Please open a thread for pre mature people like yourself, there u will find exactly what u need. Dating is for matured people!

@yicob

Try Sista,some people say she is crazy but I disagree

Wats d stress babycool? Though i av a crush 4 u.