Jehova witness asking for description of ur area.

They finally reached ur area. Now the jehova witness branched ur compound of all the compounds in the world askin a neighbor pls who leaves here. .

Meanwhile ur sensor is sharp

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The jehova withnesses then knock so calmly on ur door

мαкє ι ραʀк му нєʀє

But you ve seen them checking out ur apartment from ur neighbor amebo mouth ... So you already know who's knocking.

You... Scared of hearing same words a thousand times refuses to respond.

But the jehova witness gang insists its by force.

The jehova withness gang re finally inside ur house but you re hiding.

They finally see you but you be like...

They finally caught you but you re like... Pls sir can i use the toilet

Later on... "No chills". knowledge is power sha

Proudly Jw Remember, today is Sunday. Be ready for us

Your family is eventually joined and your mom(thinking, who let them in? ).. She be like "joe colebubechukwu is dead for letting them in.

Your dad face after going for early morning service 7am and still meets jehova witness gang in his house at 9am.

How your dad is viewing them cos of anger..

promisealor:
Proudly Jw Remember, today is Sunday. Be ready for us

We'll be waiting dear

How your brothers and your sisters be imagining a perfect way of showing you pepper for letting them in. .

Me: so its my fault now abi

When u mistakenly saw the clock at the top of the wall in ur house and the time is 12:45pm and the jehova witness gang doesnt seems to end their preaching any soon.

i was here


to book space. bye!

Yet games in bet9ja is starting from 1pm

How you answer amen to their prayers yet forgetting that jesus died for your sins at cross of calvary.
Meanwhile,
You ve sold ur soul to bet9ja since 900BC ago....

You be thinking... Cant i have peace in my father's house again!

Then the jehova witness gang tells you Jesus love you but...

Joe colebubechukwu be like... He loves me yet i have not chop bet9ja since the begining of this year.

Finally when "the grace" is said your reaction..

Even the birds triumph over ur victory/pain..

How jesus be looking at you from above... His bet9ja ticket can never go far today even though it is 2 games in it only.

Joe colebubechukwu be thinkin while firing ticket

I pity his Life sha

Meanwhile ur dad bought a Trap house in order for the jehovah withness gang not to locate his household.. Also how he trims his garden..

But HE that is in them is greater than he who owns bet9ja... Cos ur house was eventually located.. .. Meanwhile the village dream chasers have dusted their hands on a job welldone. as the Jehova Withness gang disguises as police officers at ur front door

But ur grand-dad always taught ur dad to be prepared for war always.. ...

1st tactics

Finally ur dad consulted oracle "i.e ur amebo neighbor who coba your apartment"... and his reply was...

And they left never coming back again but where eventually training for the next house they will visit. . Who could that be... I think jagugu88li house... cos you told them you will be waiting. .

Meanwhile the JW gang where training harder to win lives for christ at jagugu88li house.. "I think their next destination"