```I was eating and enjoyn my mineral drink dis a.m @7:45 Restaurant a man entered the restaurant wit a brief case. I guess he is a politician working wit obiano becos his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him dat her children and her wana die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave dis woman five hundred thousand naira. D woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was still watchn wen anoda man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat he need a money to establish a bizness. This man brot out ten million naira cheque and gave this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i wil blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard cut!! Cut!! Cut!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He lafed and said o boi na movie we dey shoot here. Hahahahahah shame wan kill me.```

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