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| Baseball In Heaven by Arcani: 6:54pm On Sep 22, 2009 |
Two old men, Spenchuks and Scopium, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Spenchuks turns to Scopium and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Scopium thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Spenchuks passes on. Soon afterward, Scopium sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Scopium, Scopium, " Scopium responds, "Spenchuks! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Scopium," whispers Spenchuks' ghost. Scopium, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?" "Well," says Spenchuks, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Scopium. Spenchuks says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven." Scopium says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Spenchuks sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday." |
| Re: Baseball In Heaven by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Sep 23, 2009 |
hehehh nice one |
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